It sounds dirty... but isn't...

[Wetzelbill]

"I googled her."

[KitchenWitch]

1. I like to masticate

[Wetzelbill]

2. nicely done

I expected nothing less. :)

[Deep13]

4. That can cause premature expectoration. nt

[pokerfan]

5. I even masticate between meals

Sometimes even in public.

[meow2u3]

52. I prefer masticating DURING meals

:yum:

[Redstone]

3. Did you "log off" afterward?

Redstone

[Wetzelbill]

6. Repeatedly

I don't even know what I'm getting at. :)

[meegbear]

7. Can you work on my hardware?

[DarkTirade]

8. There was a whole string of one after another

yesterday... when I was at my school's GLBT pride alliance meeting. All completely unintentional, and we were trying to be serious and stay on track for once so I just had to bite my lip and try not to laugh.

And now I can't remember a damn one of them. :P

[quip]

9. Shag carpet

[Dr. Strange]

23. Guess what I heard about Natalie Portman?

She's a thespian.

Which isn't surprising, considering how many of her family members are homo sapiens.

[quip]

28. Cab studied homo erectus

[Dr. Strange]

31. That's what she said.

[quip]

32. It was a really hard unit in one of her anthropology classes.

[TZ]

40. Leave poor "innocent" Cab alone ya big pev....

:P
Here's one DuStrange will get right away..At my previous job at NIH I was really good at getting Standard Curves that fit the specs really well (for generating data results) and in a meeting my boss (whose humor was NOT pevish) said about me, well she has really nice curves..Me and a friend had the damndest time keeping a straight face...:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

41. I like womens with normal curves.

Not to be mean or anything, I'm just a standard deviant.

[quip]

43. Nice curves, eh? We'll be needing MORE photo documentation in order to confirm that assessement,

Preferably in thin, Victoria's Secret garments. Leather is also acceptable. :evilgrin:

As for Cab: do a search for her and homo erectus-- she has talked about it! (I'd cite the link myself, but you wouldn't click on it anyway) :rofl:

[TZ]

51. Oh btw..submitted for your entertainment

I did a similar type of thread in the science, pseudoscience and skeptics thread (which DuStrange participated in). I think you will enjoy...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=247&topic_id=13054#15019

[quip]

54. ...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=247&topic_id=13054#15021

DuStrange is my breast friend. =>me:pals:<=Dustrange

[MissMillie]

10. Dick Butkus

:hi:

[soleft]

11. Can I borrow your hole puncher?

[underpants]

12. Volvo

[quip]

21. I was rear-ended in my Volvo

:hi:

[qb]

50. Reminds me of the time we drove past the Volvo dealership...

my 7-year-old was trying to sound out the word...
"Vullllva... vullvaa... vulva... vulva... vulva"
I was too busy stifling hysterical laughter to correct him.
Finally, his sister: "It's VOLVO!!!!"

[Lydia Leftcoast]

53. There was a Volvo dealer in Oregon who did his own ads on TV

and KEPT pronouncing the name of the car as "Vovol."

[quip]

13. hehe One more: cocktails and hors d'oeuvres

[lost-in-nj]

14. ah yes, but was the safe search off???

that could get dirty.....

:evilgrin:

lost

[mikeytherat]

15. Spotted Dick

mikey_the_rat

[quip]

16. Are you getting off at the next stop?

[Wetzelbill]

17. you are definitely getting into the spirit of things

:)

[quip]

18. Letterman's favorite: wind surfing on Mount Baldy

[texas1928]

19. Please, Stop the bus and let my brother Jack off.

[quip]

22. At Hahvard, we don't end sentences with prepositions...

(anyone feel free to post the punchline) :P

[texas1928]

25. Ok. Please, Stop the bus and let my brother Jack off, asshole.

[quip]

26. Well done!

Further, that is a rule up with I'm not about to put! :P

[skygazer]

20. Dry Sack

[TZ]

24. Great Tits (birds)

My favorite college story..These birds are monogamous..The professor started off his lecture with "Great Tits come in pairs......":rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

34. I've started many lectures that way...

Unfortunately, since I teach math, it hasn't had quite the same success.

[quip]

45. Start off by holding up these pictures together and asking, "What is this?"

The answer: A redhead with a pair of great tits

[Dr. Strange]

46. Which leads us to Picard's Great Theorem...

concerning the behavior of a function around an essential singularity.

I don't know, I don't think the Dean will view that as "University Lecture Material."

[quip]

48. It's a little ice breaker, that's all. I use it in my Sunday school classes all the time

:hide:

[TZ]

47. nice one..

and beautiful bird pics, btw...:)

[kwassa]

27. Grand Tetons

and yes, that is exactly what it means. Giant Hooters!

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

29. Vella Dry Jack

It's a delicious aged cheese:

http://www.vellacheese.com/pages/jack2.html

[FloridaJudy]

30. Screwdrivers come from the Hardware Store. eom

[Orrex]

33. milky junk in my kiln

My good friend's reply when I asked her to type a right-handed sentence.

[TZ]

44. hmm

Are trying to get yourself hoisted on your dumb petard again? I hope so...I enjoyed watching you dig yourself in a hole last time....;-)

[Orrex]

49. Don't be like that

We all know that it wasn't the first time or the last time.

:evilgrin:

[TZ]

57. Speaking of which...

I may have just dug my own hole...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7522118&mesg_id=7522118

I'm in trouble...:rofl: :crazy:

[Sannum]

35. Caucus.

I cacused today :)

[Bucky]

61. Kitty Dukakis

Woodwind instrument

[pokerfan]

36. I have a leaky ballcock

Should I call a doctor or a plumber?

[Wetzelbill]

37. Can I put a banger in your mouth?

[LynneSin]

38. Last weekend I caulked my tiles

Seriously - I did!

[LynneSin]

39. Please vote for Mike Hunt for Aiken County, SC Sheriff!

[pokerfan]

42. I have a whole bunch of USC/Oregon State ones

somewhere on my hard drive.

When the Trojans get down deep inside the Beaver red zone, they just gotta start pounding.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

55. Pianist.

;)

[otherlander]

56. Horticulture.

You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.

:evilgrin:

[Throd]

58. Tranny Jack

I have one for when I unbolt the transmission from the engine block to keep it from crashing to the floor.

[applegrove]

59. What is the name for a stamp collector? Starts with a "P".

[Bucky]

60. "Harry Connick Jr"

You might wanna think about shaving that connick of yours.