Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

"Masturbation"? Whats the point?

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU
 
ruiner4u Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 02:39 AM
Original message
"Masturbation"? Whats the point?
Edited on Sun Feb-17-08 02:56 AM by ruiner4u
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 02:44 AM
Response to Original message
1. You've misspelled the word!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
ruiner4u Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 02:45 AM
Response to Original message
2. which word?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 02:52 AM
Response to Reply #2
3. "masturbation"
And you left out a needed apostrophe.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
ruiner4u Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 02:58 AM
Response to Reply #3
4. corrected..thank you monkey...
im on 8 of 12 Heinekins and am not paying attention to details...Thank you for correcting me in a courteous and civil way. Insted of drunken fun, I shall blame spell check...:)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Chan790 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 03:25 AM
Response to Original message
5. Well...as Green Day told us.
"When masturbation's lost its' fun, you're fuckin' lazy."
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 04:54 AM
Response to Original message
6. OMG!!! IBTL 111111111 !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will conduct some field research and be back later
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 05:28 AM
Response to Reply #6
8. HUGH
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
JCMach1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 05:17 AM
Response to Original message
7. IF you have to ask...
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
intaglio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 05:44 AM
Response to Original message
9. Masturbation means
Never having to say sorry (except to your mum for the messed up sheets)

Not going home alone

Not having to check that little stick for the cheerful blue line

A messy keyboard

Knowing that the person who brought you off really cares

Knowing that your partner wasn't faking

Keeping secrets from the Pastor

Not worring about shouting out the "wrong" name
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Fri Apr 26th 2024, 05:46 PM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC