Sex-starved woman faces jail

[emad]

A SEX-starved woman could be jailed after making 700 calls to the emergency services, local army headquarters and the town council demanding a man for sex.

Hanna Wozniak, 42, from Koszalin in central Poland could be jailed for up to a year. After police traced the calls back to her home, she told them: “I was desperate for sex. It’s been so long since I had someone in my bed.”

Police who said she had been charged with wasting emergency services’ time and making threatening phone calls said she had told phone operators that she would happily start a fire if it meant a hunky fireman would come round for sex afterwards.

A police spokesman said: “This kind of behaviour is extremely irresponsible.”


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article793596.ece

[Kutjara]

1. LOL! Good to see...

...ol' Rupert's newspaper is maintaining the same high standards it attained when I used to live in the UK. The world could be invaded by cannibalistic aliens bent on total annihilation of the human race, and The Sun's headline would be "Kinky Bedroom Secrets of the Galaxy-Bonking Man-Munchers!"

[Pierre.Suave]

4. I dont know whats funnier...

the OP or your Reply...

:rofl:

[lost-in-nj]

2. OMG

:wow: :wow:

although I kinda feel sorry for her...



lost

[NightWatcher]

3. that would never happen here. in america she'd only have to make 3 calls to find a guy

who'd be willing to help her out

[Fire Walk With Me]

5. 700 announcements of free booty and not one reply... Things are tough all over!

[DS1]

6. Thread useless without pics