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I'm filling in on phones this morning and I just took the weirdest call. It went like this:
ME: Good Morning, .
HIM: (hearty, jolly voice) How you doin' today?
ME: Fine, thank you.
HIM: How's the weather up there in Michigan?
ME: It's a little sloppy.
HIM: It's cold down here in Texas.
ME: That's too bad.
HIM: So cold, I had to bring my horse into the house last night.
ME: (rolling eyes and mentally sighing) Yes, that is cold.
HIM: Yep, made her sleep on the couch so the horse could have the bed.
ME: (rolling eyes so far back they nearly get stuck in my head) My goodness. What can we do for you today?
HIM: Well, you sound like you're busy. I'll call you back when you're not. Bye, sweetie.
???? What was that all about?
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