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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-01-08 07:56 PM
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Package says "Microwave, HIGH, for 3 minutes." Does that mean I need to be high before I cook it?
Damn, they make these things SO COMPLICATED!



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RoyGBiv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-01-08 08:17 PM
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1. Possibly ...

It's certain to taste good if you are, so maybe that's what they mean.
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-01-08 08:18 PM
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2. I think you're suppose to get your microwave high first
but getting high yourself too probably wouldn't hurt anything. :D
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Adsos Letter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-01-08 08:27 PM
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3. Yes.
...just be careful around the stove...

:D
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-01-08 08:40 PM
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4. You should at least be high before you eat it.
It's about the only way I'd be prepared to choke down most of that crap.
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-01-08 08:45 PM
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5. Yes, and after you've cooked it, run quickly across the dotted line on the package
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-01-08 08:46 PM
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6. And you need to be high exactly three minutes before putting it into the microwave.
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-01-08 08:47 PM
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7. You Idiot !..Geez...It means to get a Step Ladder and then........
:)
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