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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-29-08 12:47 AM
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I REFUSE TO SHAKE LEE MERCER'S HAND
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-29-08 12:48 AM
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1. Me too. I think he is all up in his house with disease
he caught from Jeb Bush.

can't take no chances.
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-29-08 12:48 AM
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2. That's wise. You could get burned by the hotwire.
Or he could get all in your house with disease (all three).
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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-29-08 12:51 AM
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3. Whatchu got against black folk?
Me, nuthin' (all three).
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-29-08 01:02 AM
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4. As if he would want to run the risk of being up in his house with your disease
:-)
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harmonicon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-29-08 01:25 AM
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5. whatever you'd like really.... I'd think you would want to shake hands with the future president
but you can have it your way. Of course (and I know there aren't any full body pictures on the website) it seems to me that Dr. Mercer is a physically powerful man, and if he wanted, while shaking your hand, could crush all of your hand-bones and/or pull your arm out of it's socket.... and if he has any cybernetic implants (which he may - the man doesn't like to toot his own horn) it could be a lot worse than that.
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-29-08 03:30 PM
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6. Yeah he could crush me
But trust me, I have my reasons.
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harmonicon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-29-08 03:47 PM
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7. is it because the real you is a spitting image of Lee L. Mercer Jr.,
and you're afraid that he's an exact replica of you, but made out of anitmatter, and that if the two of you ever touched, it would destroy the universe?
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Alexander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-29-08 04:00 PM
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8. That's because he's solved every crime from the past 15 years to before Jesus Christ.
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robertpaulsen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-29-08 04:27 PM
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9. Which one?
All Three?
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-29-08 06:02 PM
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10. He wouldn't want to shake yours.
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-29-08 10:33 PM
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11. All the better for both of us then (all three). (nt)
Edited on Tue Jan-29-08 10:34 PM by ih8thegop
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-29-08 10:55 PM
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12. His handshake, brings all the votes to the yard...
All three?
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