The thread in which you give me excellent advice

[Parche]

Knock me out with your awesome advice....:hi:

[Orsino]

1. When the box says, "do not use with petroleum-based lubricants," they mean it. n/t

[Bucky]

2. Don't explain why it is, she just wants someone to listen to her

Nod a lot and act like you care. Every couple of minutes say something like, "Wow, that's really heavy" or "I'm glad you can trust me to listen to you, dear." They just eat that up.

[Bunny]

3. Don't trust whitey.

See a doctor and get rid of it.

[no name no slogan]

4. Damn, beat me to it!

:rofl:

[Bunny]

6. The Lord loves a working man, hon!

:hi:

[no name no slogan]

8. ain't that the truth!

:rofl: :loveya: :hug:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Be sure to cut the RED wire. Not the black one, the red one.

Oh, wait, you have to cut the BLACK wire.

[matcom]

7. get her drunk first

:hi:

[Corgigal]

9. If you have to murder someone

don't then get all lazy and bury them in our own backyard. I mean, what's up with that?

[TK421]

10. Don't eat the brown acid n/t

[lost-in-nj]

11. lost is always right

you



lose


but she is forgiving......




lost