I lay awake all night, contemplating the awful possibility

[Ellen Forradalom]

that I may be related to Dick Cheney.

Hold me

:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

[LynneSin]

1. And I thought it was bad that I was related to George Bush

5th Cousins

:puke:

[Ellen Forradalom]

7. Wow, that's way too close for comfort.

I think the link goes back much futher in time here, if I can establish it.

[qb]

9. Wow... we're related...

GWB & I are 7th cousins :(

[LynneSin]

11. I'm related to through the Walkers, not the Bush

But it is the same great-great-great-great grandmother that we share

[qb]

12. It's worse than I thought... 6th cousins (I just found my reference)

Thomas Pierce and Olive Green were his great great great great great grandparents and mine.
That means my kids are 7th cousins with Jen & Barb :(

[MrCoffee]

2. Uncle Dick?

ye gods, that's a thought that'll make you leave the light on at night.


words cannot express my condolences to you.

[IzaSparrow]

3. At least you'll get a handsome inheritance...

:shrug: I mean, it's not blood money, right?

[Ellen Forradalom]

6. I'll split the money with Obama

He's a Cheney relative too.

[DS1]

4. This will clear your brain of Dick Cheney thoughts

[MrCoffee]

5. ...i'll be in my bunk.

[FloridaJudy]

8. My eyes! My EYESSSS!

Jebus, warn a gal before you spring something like that, would ya? Now I'll have to wash my brain out with Clorox.

[KitchenWitch]

18. aack, can't unsee that!

x(

[Crabby Appleton]

10. I hope that's not true, under secret provisions of the Patriot Act

he would be allowed to harvest your organs for spare parts, even though you are still using them.

[RebelOne]

13. I could be related to GWBush

My father told me that I had ancestors with the last name of Bush. They were traveling out West and became lost in a blizzard.

[qb]

16. Who did they eat?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

14. Did I invite you to go hunting?

Well, uh, never mind.

:rofl:
:scared:

[grasswire]

15. I share an ancestor with Bush

We are both descended from John Howland and Elizabeth Tilley, Mayflower pilgrims. Their story is highly interesting; his isn't. They were plain people -- he came over as a manservant; she was just a girl with her family, orphaned the first winter. Bush, on the other hand, is a meritless narcissist with delusions of his own grandeur.

[edbermac]

17. Good! Tell him you're gay and give HIM nightmares.

And a liberal Democrat as well. :7

[Ellen Forradalom]

19. He's okay with the gay

It's the Democrat peacefreak that gives him hives.