would someone pleeze come over to give me a massage, a bowl of . . .

[Bullwinkle925]

HOT chicken lemon soup and a hug?

this being sick alone sucks the big one.

[Droopy]

1. If I can locate my hazmat suit I'll be right over

I've already gotten one cold this year from being around a sick person. I'll be damned if I get another.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

2. Well, you had all 3 when I was out there

Damn it.

[DarkTirade]

3. First two sound fine... but the third could lead to germ transfers.

I can't afford to get sick right now, no matter how much I might want hugs myself. :P

[Bullwinkle925]

4. aarrrghhhh . . .

well, then, FINE!


harrumphhhh.

[DarkTirade]

5. Wait... are you saying you don't want the massage and the soup?

[Bullwinkle925]

6. actually . . .

i'll take anything i can get right now


thanx

[DarkTirade]

8. Okay... so your profile says California... 'bout how many hours is that from upstate NY? :P

[Bullwinkle925]

9. depends . . .

you walkin', drivin', flyin'?

:shrug:

[DarkTirade]

11. Well, my arms'll probably get tired halfway through if I fly.

So probably driving.

[Bullwinkle925]

12. okay . . .

if you leave now 12:AM PST - you should arrive by Thurs. eve. - depending on snow, rain, etc. drive carefully.

[DarkTirade]

14. 'k, but the soup might get cold by then.

Got a microwave? :P

[DS1]

7. stick a lemon between your legs, a can opener in one hand, a can of chicken soup in the other

and hurl yourself down the stairs. That'll work the kinks out.

[Bullwinkle925]

10. there are 8 steps on my front porch . . .

think that'll do it?

:evilgrin:

[Inchworm]

13. I'm only good for soup and a hug

massages get out of hand.

I hope ya feel better.

:hug: