The bulk condom order has arrived!

[Ellen Forradalom]

Stop by and pick up your share! Have a happy, safe and loving new year!

[CreekDog]

1. bulk condom?

is that bigger than Magnum XL?

[leeroysphitz]

2. Ok. Thanks!

:)

[Pierre.Suave]

3. Did you get my special order

of Magnums?

:P

[CreekDog]

4. oh you think you're so big

:spray:

[Pierre.Suave]

6. lol

Its not me, its my GF, she thinks I am big...

[Ellen Forradalom]

26. Oh! I thought you said...

Mangoes!

[Pierre.Suave]

35. DAMN...

are they at least an aphrodisiac?

:P

[billyskank]

5. Happy fucking new year.

:hi:

[BOSSHOG]

7. They are thrown from the balconies during Mardi Gras

Makes the zealots go blind with rage.

[lost-in-nj]

8. Unfortunately

I have no use for these at this point in time


lost

:(

[MilesColtrane]

9. I know it's a 'gaggle of geese' and a 'pod of whales'...

so are 1440 of these called a 'load of condoms', or a 'ream of condoms'?

[lost-in-nj]

16. I'd call it

One nights worth.....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

lost

[XemaSab]

33. Just a "package"

:shrug:

[UrbScotty]

10. They don't make any my size.

:evilfrown:

[Deja Q]

12. XS?

:evilgrin:


:yoiks:

[UrbScotty]

15. S means 'small'

No, I'm talking about XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL.

[MilesColtrane]

17. I use Hefty bags...

...they're still a little tight.

[CreekDog]

18. because you're wearing them on your ass

:rofl:

[UrbScotty]

20. Even those are too small for me (nt)

[MilesColtrane]

21. Actually, I was trying to be modest.

Mine's so big I had to resort to hiring Christo on retainer.

[tigereye]

22. aha

:rofl:

that's the best joke so far!

I love art combined with condom jokes!

[Deja Q]

11. You makin' a load of cute doggie balloons to give to needy older teenagers?

:hide:

[CreekDog]

13. well...

[Deja Q]

34. ...

:spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray:

Talk about a fun straw...

:hide:

[krispos42]

14. Why did you order only ten gross?

Hell, next time buy them in BULK!!!


:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

19. What are those for?

[Solon]

23. That should last me a day, maybe...

I guess it depends more on her. ;)

[Fire Walk With Me]

24. Bulk condoms? Does this mean bulk sex?

[Callalily]

25. OMG! What timing!

I was at the Dollar Store and at the display by the checkout were condoms. I was thinking, "Who would buy condoms at the Dollar Store?

You apparently like to shop in bulk. :rofl: Hence discount too! :)

[Ellen Forradalom]

27. "Baby Maybe" brand

(apologies to George Carlin)

[SPKrazy]

28. Well that's a start

on the condoms I mean

well

if I had a use for them at the moment :(

I mean

uhm

oh never mind

:rofl:

:hide:

[Ellen Forradalom]

29. Well, if you have the supplies

You'll have to go find a use to put them to, right?

[SPKrazy]

30. yup...

so hey

condoms away!!!!!

:rofl:

[blondie58]

31. or you could do as my just turned 17 year old did

I found a pack of Trojans in her bag, just lying on top. Now, my first thought was- well, at least she is practicing safe sex and then I thought- sixteen is too young in an ideal world. But it turns out that her and a friend pulled a prank on a girl that they didn't like- leaving the condoms on the girls front door knob and car handles- with the gooey side out. I'm sure this poor girl and her family were totally grossed out, but knowing the things that this girl has done to them, I found it funny!

[Perry Logan]

32. Scared to view thread; too curious not to view thread...

[HughBeaumont]

36. No need those no more.

:7