Sorry guys, Jessica Alba is now off the market

[NewJeffCT]

she's engaged to some guy named "Cash" Warren? And, she had told me I was the father!!!


HOLLYWOOD - Jessica Alba has confirmed reports she's engaged to marry the father of her unborn child.

Just 10 days after the actress' Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer costar Doug Jones announced the news at the Jules Verne Adventure Film Festival in Los Angeles, Alba has revealed she is in fact planning to wed producer Cash Warren.

http://www.hollywood.com/news/Alba_Is_Engaged/5026983

[Parche]

1. JA

I would do her in a heartbeat.......:hi:

[flvegan]

2. Cash? Middle name "Money"? He got a brother named Tango?

I'm making fun because I'm jealous and juvenile.

[NewJeffCT]

3. I heard she's a real nympho

who'd wear most guys out, and that they did it 4 times one weekend.

[flvegan]

4. There seems to be a lot of that going around the celeb world

these days.

[NewJeffCT]

6. just being sarcastic

in relation to the Lohan thread from the other day.

I think she was engaged before to the guy from Dark Angel.

[flvegan]

11. I got it

hence my "a lot of that going around"

Sarcasm and me goes together like peas 'n carrots.

[billyskank]

5. Four times in a weekend is a lot?

I'd have thought four times in one night might be quite a lot but even then probably easily exceeded by a couple who really like each other.

[NewJeffCT]

7. I was making a reference to the Lindsay Lohan thread from the other day

A tell-all interview with some guy that claimed to be an old boyfriend and how Lohan was an insatiable nympho who'd wear most guys out (but not him, of course) and that they did it 4 times one weekend (or something like that)

[billyskank]

8. I seem to recall it.

And, :dunce: for me.

[Solon]

13. I go by hours, not how many times I made her...

well, you know. I usually lose count of that. ;)

[Iggo]

9. Yeah, but Buttercup's back on tha market...

...so it's a wash.

[NewJeffCT]

10. that's a plus

but, I've considered her more cute over the years than anything.

Alba is just a knockout, IMHO.

[Iggo]

12. You've got a piont there.

By "a wash", I really was only counting the -1/+1 aspect of it. But there are quality points, oh yes indeedy.