I think we need a lounge fundraiser to buy billyskank a bread machine

[LeftyMom]

Poor guy's going to starve to death at this rate.

[graywarrior]

1. Would this bread machine have boobies?

[billyskank]

5. Anybody in mind, gray?

[graywarrior]

9. "ahem"

[billyskank]

10. We'll have to find space for your duck.

[graywarrior]

11. My duck has plenty of space. It's your duck that needs to make the move.

[billyskank]

12. I'm on the next flight.

[graywarrior]

13. Oh baby oh!

[flvegan]

2. If we got him 10, he'd have his own business.

billyskank bread company, LLC

[LeftyMom]

3. Yeah, but then he'll forget flour

and we'll have to be all "buy flour, billyskank!" and the lounge tubes will get all clogged up.

[flvegan]

6. He could hire a flour girl.

If lucky, she'll let him knead her biscuits.

[LeftyMom]

7. biscuits is cookies in Metric English, and cookies don't need kneading.

poor billypants.

[billyskank]

8. Seems there is an entire world of dough-related fun with which I need acquainting.

[flvegan]

16. "How does the hole get in the donut?"

"Let me show you, flour girl..."

[Midlodemocrat]

17. Well, that visual has now rendered me donut free for the rest of my life.

Thanks, Oprah.

[flvegan]

18. Bagels, too?

Croissants are made with a wrapping motion.

[DS1]

19. I work at the lifesaver factory punching holes in them

wait..


forget I ever said that










:rofl:

[billyskank]

4. That would be very kind.

:hug:

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

14. I'm in. I lurves billyskank.

[youthere]

15. I'm not touching this one. I've sworn off of Billyskank/bread related threads.