How cool are you on a scale of 1 ~ 10, 10 being way-cool...

[bridgit]

Poll question: How cool are you on a scale of 1 ~ 10, 10 being way-cool...

[KitchenWitch]

1. I am a 6

[Deja Q]

2. Dang. The surgeon was a little too enthusiastic, wasn't he?

:hide:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. I'm in the middle....probably a five...

:shrug:

Cool pic...who is she?

[Inchworm]

4. other

too cool for school

:hi:

[Heidi]

5. You know that point in negative numbers where something is so hideously uncool

that it might be perceived as cool? That's where I am. On my cool days. :7

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. You're so cool

you piss cool off.

B-)

[Heidi]

7. That makes me

Chuck-Norris-cool! :smoke:

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. For some reason

I'm having a real hard time with that image. :scared:

[Heidi]

9. Really? What part do you find not believable?

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. The part where you have a beard that's really a fist

:scared:

[Heidi]

11. Yeah, I can see how that would require a leap of faith.

:rofl: :spray:

(Hey, sailor! :* :loveya: )

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. I'm a *cool* sailor

Yeah, it's been really heavy, man, with all these freaks from the fascist press trying to blow the whole scene.





Lt. Comm. Dorothy Lamour

[Heidi]

16. !

:rofl: :spray: :spray: :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. NAY-VEE!

The navy's out of sight, man! Come together with the RN! It's really something other than else!









Can ya dig it, man?





Edited on accounta I forgot a line. :blush:

[Heidi]

21. NAY-VEE!!!!!

If you like adventure...

[Oeditpus Rex]

22. Oh, SHIT!

I didn't expect a kind of Village Inquisition. :rofl:

[Heidi]

23. Expect to embrace the unexpected.

:è

[Oeditpus Rex]

24. What are its chief weapons?

:D

[Heidi]

25. Kittehs.

[Oeditpus Rex]

26. You had me at 'kittehs'

:spray:

:rofl:

[Heidi]

28. And now it's official, ladies and gentlemen.

We have liftoff a step-thread.

[Oeditpus Rex]

30. Oooo, is Buzz Aldrin on that??

I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there. Right! Lunar module calling Buzz Aldrin. Come in. Raindrops keep falling on my head... but that doesn't mean that my...



AN APOLOGY



The BBC would like to apologise to the police about the character of Police Constable Pan Am. He was not meant to represent the average police officer. Similarly, the reference to Buzz Aldrin, the astronaut, was the product of a disordered mind and should not be construed as having any other significance.

[puerco-bellies]

12. I'm a 7.

7.5 if you count my willingness to set fire to myself. That is as cool as I can be without a tattoo, or a guitar hero setup for our new xbox. If we get the G.H rigs it's Meta-Cool baby!!!

[Heidi]

13. My god, man. Your hair alone is a 7.

And the fact that you're an artist counts for at least two points. You're a 9, at the very least. :thumbsup:

[puerco-bellies]

15. I burned half my hair off Monday.

So (pulling out calculator) that subtracts 3.5 from 7 leaving let's see (click, tap, tap, click) 3.5, add two for artist effect (tap, tap, click) Gads, I only a 5, oh wait, I'll just light this match and I'm a 6.. sigh.

[Heidi]

17. Two points for admitting that you need a calculator!!!!

:rofl: :spray:

[puerco-bellies]

20. Back to 7

Yeah!!!
:party: :toast: :hi:

[Diamond Dave]

19. 9.99

[Pierre.Suave]

59. I dont think he actually made that shot

it looks like the ball bounced off the rim and went flying off to the right of the frame.

[Indi Guy]

27. I'm feeling like a 1 right now...

...

[puerco-bellies]

29. Pull up the couch, drop a nickle in the can..

The doctor is in..

[Indi Guy]

32. I spent Christmas alone, house-sitting a friend's cat....

I come from a large family, but I'm the only one living away from our family's home town 800 (miles).

Also -- I messed up by falling asleep with the door ajar; so when my friend got home, the house wasn't secure (& there was much righteous indignation abounding). Want more? ;)

[puerco-bellies]

33. You left the door ajar.

Where were you, Hawaii? It's tough to be away from family, especially if you are from a big one. When I started to spend holidays on my own I tried to look at it has a exercise in emotional self-reliance, a skill that will serve you well in the future.

As for your buddy, did the cat get out? Why would he or she get pissed with you there? Is it a dodgy neighborhood?

[Indi Guy]

37. The cat didn't get out, it's not a dodgy neighborhood, but my friend is extremely paranoid about...

...safety.

I take full responsibility for my mistakes. I knew that I should have been more cautious (knowing my friend), but I screwed up none the less; and now I'm feeling like a shit -- at a time of year when good feelings need to abound.

[Evoman]

31. I think I'm about an 8 or 9. But then I see myself in a picture, and I realize

that in reality I'm a tall, ugly goof with bad hair and I have a coolness rating of about 2. Aw well...fuck it. At least I don't masterbate to anime.

[puerco-bellies]

34. Umm.. does this mean I will have to delete a point.

Damn that sailor moon!!!

[Evoman]

36. Geez man....I'm not counting sailor moon.

We're only human. If we counted choking it to sailor moon, then nobody would be over 5.

[billyskank]

35. Only BarenakedLady is cooler than I am.

[BarenakedLady]

53. Yay!

:bounce: :bounce:

[chknltl]

38. I swear that I am the coolest person in my whole house!

In more ways than one to be perfectly candid!

First off I really need to get some oil so my furnace can take over for those 3 woefully overworked electric heaters which keep the temperature in my house only a bit higher than it is outside. There is frost on my lawn right now btw..... could be worse so I won't bitch about it.

Secondly, aside from my trusty pet dog, (Karma), I am the only living breathing thing in my whole house right now, (well with the possible exception of a family of mice hibernatin' in my basement). So I am by default, the way coolest person here. (Of course it can be argued that I am by far the least coolest person in my house too, an argument I would be hard pressed to counter although if you could feel my toes right now....well I am acutely aware of them at any rate).

If I were a republican I would be blaming Clinton for all of this.

See? Things could indeed be far worse! I could be an ignorant republican typing this mini-tale of woe in the free republic for a bunch of morans!

Yep, things ain't so bad at all.
Think I'll give myself a 10!
Really, it has nothing whatsoever to do with ego...Ok well maybe a little. I've never rated a 10 in anything before...so just this once I'm goin' fer it!
That's right, chknltl... a 10! :woohoo:
Hey everyone, lookout, here comes chknltl and he's a 10!
Wow now I am feelin all tingly and stuff!
Especially my toes.
After 53 years I still have all 10 of them.
COOL!

[Lady Freedom]

39. I'm a 10 in every way!

[pepperbear]

40. I am Waycool JR. n/t

[GalleryGod]

41. My Students say.."Way Cool"...anyway- It's DROOL Time!

Here's Jeanie with the Light Brown Hair !


and with more clothes...

[NewJeffCT]

42. drool

ok, you're way cool in my book, too.

[Perry Logan]

43. Does not apply. No mere number can express my ineffable and ineluctable coolness.

[graywarrior]

44. 100

:rofl:

[bridgit]

50. that's the spirit!!

:bounce:

[In_The_Wind]

45. luv the poll

I'll bet you can guess which number I picked

[bridgit]

51. heh-heh...

[Pierre.Suave]

61. That dancing girl...

has incredibly large feet...Whats up with that?

She does look happy though.

[AllegroRondo]

46. My daughter says Im a 1

But I guess thats normal for teens.

[bridgit]

52. know the feeling

:hi:

[DS1]

47. I just lost 2 points for replying to this

so put me down for a 9

:P

[bridgit]

55. oh lord, but you *are* uber-cool yes so you should have points to spare or shave...

that choice is always and exclusively *for* the uber-cool :)

[Sugar Smack]

48. I've never been cool in my life.

I stand firmly on that assertion.:loveya: :hug: :patriot:

[bridgit]

56. i don't believe that for a nano-moment...

:hi: :hi: :hi: :hug: :loveya: :yourock:

[Sugar Smack]

57. Oh, Happy New Year, baby!!!!!!!! : )

:D :pals: :yourock: :hi: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:


Shucks. Bridgit, you're the best there is.

[SteppingRazor]

49. I'm a 12 at least! I'm so cool, you could store a side of beef in me for a month!

I'm so hip, I have trouble seeing over my pelvis!


(thank you, Zaphod)

[BarenakedLady]

54. I'm so cool

I'm so cool
I'm so cool

Or so I've heard. :D

[terrya]

58. -723

[Pierre.Suave]

60. I cant vote in this poll

or the interwebz will spontaneously explode.

Cause I just turned by coolness up to 11.

[MrCoffee]

62. since "wicked" isn't an option, i had to vote 10

"tres" would have worked too.

[datasuspect]

63. i'm too cool for polls

[Deep13]

64. Too cool to care.

They should call me Deepfreeze13.

[Joe Fields]

65. If I answered this, my cool rating would go down a notch.

[MilesColtrane]

66. I'm an 8,

but you'd never know it because I purposefully represent myself to strangers as a 2.

[Arger68]

67. Way Cool Jr.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpuHXBrwKNs

[Doug.Goodall]

68. I'm about a 2, but I'm also 54 years old

I still think like it was the '70s. I guess I just never grew up.