Could someone please point me in the direction of the low road, I am tired of the high one.

[KitchenWitch]

x(

[Solon]

1. Aww...

:hug:

You could tie him up and keep him home.

[KitchenWitch]

2. Hardly - he is 16 and I am afraid he is now stronger than I am.

:hug:

:rofl:

[Solon]

7. See, this is why parents need tasers...

:P

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

8. "Don't tase me, Ma!"

[SOteric]

3. Sure! The low road can be found

right there on the private message button, wherein a person broadcasts gossip, rumour and innuendo via private communications.

[KitchenWitch]

6. ...

:think:

[SPKrazy]

4. its down there

see, down there KW

you've been there i think

:hug:

[KitchenWitch]

9. I have.

:hug:

[Xipe Totec]

5. Reach into the rut, grab a handful of mud,

and fling it at the nearest freeper.

[KitchenWitch]

10. I would rather fling poo at freepers!

:P

[Xipe Totec]

15. I'd like to shake your hand

so, please, wear gloves... :evilgrin:

[XemaSab]

11. I dunno

Whatsisname's pretty hot. :9

He might be married, but he's hot. :9

[JohnnyLib2]

12. Guilt the little sucker!

It's worked for so many.....

[lost-in-nj]

13. hey

I KNOW you will take NOTHING but the high road.......

breath hon.....

rethink and try again.....
I went through HELL with my kids.... had to call the cops on my daughter.....
she was threatening to kill herself..... we had to kick the bathroom door in.....
now...... my kids are awesome.....
they do come through......

DO NOT BACK DOWN!!!!!!!!!!

EVER

ok???

EVER


lost

:hug:

[KitchenWitch]

17. I won't back down

Ever.

I love him way too much for that.

I just get to have a very rich fantasy life which includes fantasies of taking the low road.

[crim son]

14. You can only see that road after several glasses of wine

or a six-pack of beer.

[sniffa]

16. come under my wing, my child

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

18. Do you have cookies?

:D

[hisownpetard]

19. KW - Whatever this is about, I hope it works out well.

Am keeping you in my thoughts till I hear you sounding happy.

[KitchenWitch]

20. Thanks.

Long story short, my 16 year old son is living in Minnesota while he finishes high school. He is visiting us until tomorrow morning, when I drop him off at the airport.

I just want to keep him here, but I know that is not right. His friends are back in Minnesota, he tried high school here and just did not feel at home here.

It just hurts.

[hisownpetard]

21. Your heart must be aching. But sometimes our hands are tied.

The main thing, I think, is that he knows you love him and care about his well-being.
This one thing in itself is what makes all the difference in the world.

Knowing he has you behind him will give him the strength he needs.
Now - you just be strong!

And you will be, I know you will.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

22. When you start using words like "fucknozzle" you ARE on the low road.

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

23. Kewl!

:evilgrin:

[UrbScotty]

24. Here it is:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php

[krispos42]

25. Write a current politics book inspired by Ann Coulter

Call it "Sacrilege" or some shit and describe in detail how liberals use tax hikes and late-term abortions as mutual-masturbation aids.

The righties will eat it up. Just use small word and big letters. :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

26. Sleep with me

It's on the way.