Holocaust survivor busted for stealing neighbor's tangerines.

[ohiosmith]

SPRING HILL - While mulling over a half-completed jigsaw puzzle in her den on Monday, Ruth Snow glanced up to see one of her neighbors ambling over to the tangerine tree in her backyard.

Finally, her waning patience had borne some considerable fruit.

Snow wasted little time before calling the Hernando County Sheriff's Office, turning a long-running dispute between next-door neighbors into a case on the local court docket.

Italo Tomaselli, 80, now faces a misdemeanor charge of theft for allegedly swiping a few tangerines from Snow's tree.

more: http://www.sptimes.com/2007/12/20/Hernando/He_admits_picking_for.shtml?701

[Parche]

1. Orange You Glad He Didnt Try To Break Into Her House?

I am sure he is now the 'Apple' in her eye.........they should get together sometime
they would make a great 'Pear' :hi:

[ohiosmith]

2. Any attempt at a relationship now would be fruitless.

[Parche]

3. He could always try to get her Cherry?

Then he would be a real Peach............:hi:

[ohiosmith]

4. That would be nuts. She's not very ap-peeling.

[Parche]

5. He Could Give Her Some Cash ew

And use his Banana?

And drop his seeds on her Melons?

[ohiosmith]

7. Uncle! Uncle! You win! As usual.

:rofl:

[skygazer]

6. What a stupid dispute

She doesn't want to build a fence but she spent $2000 to cut down trees. Which right there is a :wtf:

He "sees hunger" and can't stand to see waste - but it doesn't sound like he's giving tangerines to hungry people - evidently the hunger he sees is his own.

Playing the "holocaust survivor" card to justify irritating your neighbor is lame.

Being irritated to that extent by someone picking your fruit is lame.

Both these people are childish assholes.

[Maine-ah]

8. well, I guess he should have asked first

but fer christs sake, if she's just letting them rot and drop to the ground, wtf does she even care?