trapped at the in-laws...found an Ann Coulter book this morning

[MrCoffee]

save me :scared:

[Ptah]

1. Are you going to finish coloring it?

:shrug:

[Parche]

2. Breakfast

Are you having an 'Adams Apple' for breakfast?

[IndianaJones]

3. take it in the bathroom....nt.

[NewJeffCT]

4. Ask them if they're stockpiling tp

or else if they're planning on using it to line birdcages.

[ThomCat]

5. Damn. What kind of family did you marry into.

:(

Please be strong. Don't let them get to you.

:P

[av8rdave]

6. surely it's a mistake!

[Orsino]

7. The bulk-buyers may give them away. n/t

[Guava Jelly]

8. Run!!!

leave everything and just run man!!!! (O.k. grab the Wife and kid but RUN!!) :silly:

[mitchum]

9. That reminds me...I sold Christne Jorgenson's autobiography for 25 dollars last week

[sasquatch]

10. Well that's what you get for having an Astros avatar

[EnviroBat]

11. Wipe your ass with a few of the pages and forget to flush.

That'll send a message...

[Gonzo Gardener]

12. Don't panic...

I'll be there in a flash! When the limo pulls up out front just make a run for it and we'll be on our way to Las Vegas in no time.



Ann Coulter at the in-laws? Good gawd I'm sorry, man... :puke:




Happy Helladays to you and yours!!!




:rofl:

[tigereye]

13. you have my sympathy

I can't believe anyone buys that crap....

[LaraMN]

14. I can empathize.

I found a Pat Buchanan book at my IL's last weekend.



:puke:

[LibraLiz1973]

15. Quietly grab your wife and creep out the door in the middle of the night.

Then peel the fuck out and drive fast.

You DO NOT want to spend the Holidays with these idiots!!

[Cabcere]

16. Question: Do they have a fireplace?

If so, you know what to do. ;)

:hug: Seriously, best of luck, man - that's rough. :scared: