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nt

[swag]

7. Don't know, but the punctuation reminds me of Cormac McCarthy.

[cemaphonic]

52. Good one.

Needs more untranslated Spanish though.

[swag]

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[Xipe Totec]

70. You feel it a lot?

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[UncleSepp]

90. Nah, there's too much of it

Good Lord. By the end of the book I would rather have been on The Road than reading it. I say we take up a collection and send the man a few pounds of commas.

[originalpckelly]

2. Chicks joke at me long before they see that.

:P

[swag]

8. Is that how they charm their way into the trousers?

[ThomCat]

3. It's weird that I get more of those at work than in my personal

email account.

And it's ironic that I get so much spam (i.e. bad advertising) working at an ad agency. :P

[swag]

10. Part of the work-life dichotomy, I would hazard to speculate.

[Swede]

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[hisownpetard]

82. Your headline, in the context of this thread? Priceless.

[Political Heretic]

73. I want some journalist to interview people who actually fell for these things....

I just need to know who they are... lol

[Ellen Forradalom]

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That would be a medical miracle, to say the least.

[swag]

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[MrCoffee]

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[swag]

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[MrCoffee]

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[swag]

51. Aw, you ain't so shabby yourself.

[raccoon]

13. Is this an ad? nt

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[ghostsofgiants]

16. So which personal information of mine do you need for me to become a real man?

[swag]

17. Credit card number and circumference at base.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

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You can stay.

[swag]

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[Kutjara]

38. Don't all credit cards have the same circumference? n/t

[swag]

39. The Lord & Taylor ones are skinnier.

[Kutjara]

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[swag]

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[Dr. Strange]

18. No, I'm a complex man...

Yes i am.

[swag]

29. Sounds like a big burden, but I'm sure it pulls the dames.

[Dr. Strange]

33. Well, you can pull some of the dames all of the time,

and all of the dames some of the time.

But they still won't put Rush in the Hall of Fame.

[swag]

34. You say that with mean mean pride.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

19. Hold on. Wait. Wait. Gonna check.

Yep, I'm a man.

[swag]

30. You win today's Ludwig Wittgenstein Certainty Award.

May it serve you well!

[Political Heretic]

75. I think that should be G.E. Moore's Certainty award lol

"Here is a hand...and here is another!" - Moore :P

[Monk06]

77. No Ludi gets some cred for, "The actual is possible too"

If I am actually well hung, I am also possibly well hung.

[A-Long-Little-Doggie]

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in languages I don't speak!
:wtf:

[swag]

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[A-Long-Little-Doggie]

37. So that's where they are coming from!

:hi:

[swag]

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[Fire Walk With Me]

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[Phillycat]

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You guys are obsessed.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

25. i hear vaginal surgery is getting to be very popular though.

[swag]

32. Yeah. Crazy new mania for cooch-cinching.

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[hisownpetard]

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[La Lioness Priyanka]

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[swag]

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[SoxFan]

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[HiFructosePronSyrup]

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[swag]

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[BarenakedLady]

36. Nope.

I just play one on tv.

[swag]

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[JoePhilly]

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[swag]

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[JoePhilly]

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[swag]

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[leeroysphitz]

46. What you say!?! nt

[swag]

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[Not_Giving_Up]

48. Well, I actually have a vagina

Although, I've been told that I have more balls than most men.

[swag]

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[swag]

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[EstimatedProphet]

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[swag]

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[terrya]

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That sounds a bit complicated.

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[swag]

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[Perry Logan]

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[swag]

68. The authors' styles are very similar!

[Mutley]

63. This thread has been around longer than usual.

Hey... didn't you start the kudzu thread?


:o

[billyskank]

65. You mean longer than the usual penis threads?

:D

[Mutley]

66. Well, no.

Nothing will beat the penis threads. :rofl:

[billyskank]

83. It seems still to be here.

:D

[hisownpetard]

86. Don't you just hate when you get threads 'n' stuff on it?

[swag]

67. I confess that I did.

[PeaceNikki]

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[Political Heretic]

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[Heidi]

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[Traps]

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[swag]

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