Prove you're not an ovulating stripper...I dare ya

[Ellen Forradalom]

:P

[seemunkee]

1. You want me to show you why I don't have ovaries?

[WilmywoodNCparalegal]

2. I'm preggers..

I probably wouldn't earn much as a stripper for the next 9 months.

[seemunkee]

3. You could be on a magazine cover

[av8rdave]

4. That would get me in trouble

[underpants]

5. Haven't played tennis, sailboated, or rode a horse for YEARS

[sakabatou]

6. I'm a guy

End of story

[Frosty1]

7. I have reached the age

where men will pay me to keep my clothes on.
enuf said
:evilgrin:

[billyskank]

8. I submit as evidence the fact that I have made 0 dollars stripping today.

If I were an ovulating stripper then I should have made far more.

[redqueen]

9. *doesn't lie about how much I love this job*

*doesn't smile and act all flirty*

:)

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. Ok. Does this look like an ovulating stripper to you?

[BarenakedLady]

11. Well I'm certainly not ovulating at the moment

I'm sure you really don't want me to prove that to you, however.

[Ptah]

12. no eggs here

[CGowen]

13. She can't

[NewJeffCT]

14. I think having a penis disqualifies me

from being an ovulating stripper.