Typical lounge females preparing to post a poll...

[Gonzo Gardener]

pole(?).



Note: I want to thank Philboy as the source for my inspiration.

[kentauros]

1. Is that a Festivus pole?

And you are performing a Feat of Strength?

[Gonzo Gardener]

8. Why yes... yes it is!

I perform "Feats of Strength" prior to posting in the lounge and directly after the "Airing of Grievances" in GD & GD-P!

:rofl:

[Bucky]

2. Maybe it's just me, but I've always found pole dancing more ridiculous than sexy

Of course it's a very difficult sport, but I don't think the average customer is a gymnastics fan.

[madeline_con]

4. Maybe fans find the fact that the "dancer" is limber enough...

to perform on the pole without breaking their ass a turn on. :shrug:

[Bucky]

5. Absurd. She only needs to be limber enough to get out of bed and fix breakfast.

Oops. Did I say that out loud?

[madeline_con]

6. After all that "other" bending. n/t

[flvegan]

3. Is she single?

Ah, what do I care. I just want her phone number.

[Gonzo Gardener]

10. I'm checking...

with Leftymom before any phone numbers get handed out!!! :P

[flvegan]

11. Awww, man. Dammit.

She doesn't share with others nicely.

[Gonzo Gardener]

14. Nice try.

You're not getting anything over on this n00b! :dunce:

I've been around just long enough to have witnessed the wrath of Leftmom... I ain't crossin' her! :scared:

[no name no slogan]

7. You need a soundtrack

TRY THIS

[Gonzo Gardener]

13. OMG

:bounce:

That's it!!!
























Note: I've got dialup and I can't believe I actually wasted 10 minutes waiting for THAT to load.

:spank:

[Deja Q]

9. They say one's pet looks just like its owner:

(Imagine the pic upside down; I'm too lazy to dink around with photobucket tonight :blush: )

[Gonzo Gardener]

12. I AM upsidedown...

and It's not that you're too lazy to dink with photobucket tonight... it's that you're too drunk to laze.

:rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

15. ...

:thumbsup: