Tell us why YOUR entourage is better than anyone else's

[Oeditpus Rex]

In mine, you get free Slinkies. :)

[redqueen]

1. I hate people far too much to want an entourage. (nt)

[IndianaJones]

2. I want to be in your entourage now. nt.

[Parche]

3. you hate us?

:cry: :cry: :hi:

[redqueen]

18. Heheh... most people, hell yes... not all though.

As for you... you're weird but not crazy bad weird. Seems like mostly harmless weird... which is interesting. Normal is far too dull for me.

:hi:

[Parche]

22. weird

WHAT? why am I weird :shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :cry: :hi:

[MrCoffee]

4. sycophants galore, bro.

[Shell Beau]

5. Now I do love free slinkies!

[NewWaveChick1981]

6. Mine is EXTREMELY naughty.

:evilgrin: :hi:

[NewJeffCT]

7. oh, can I join?

you get my vote then.

[NewWaveChick1981]

10. Yep!

:hi: Any naughty person can join. But you have to prove how naughty you are before your membership is official.

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Y'think?

I can wear a Slinky, y'know.



:evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

13. Ooooh, I need photographic evidence of that!

:evilgrin: ;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. Can't oblige you at the moment

It's been hijacked. :(

[NewWaveChick1981]

17. ...

:spray: OK, when the cat finishes then...:P

[TommyO]

27. That reminds me when one of my cats, then a kitten (though a large one)

decided to work his way down a pair of jeans that was laying on the bed - I only wish I had my camera handy when his head popped out the bottom of the leg.

[hisownpetard]

8. We get together every Fri. night and shave each other's backs. Just because

that's the kind of girls we are!!

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. Do you then tattoo them

with a note about why you shaved them?

[hisownpetard]

16. D'uh! They're alREADY tattoed. Hel-lo-oh! The shave is just for aesthetics. Ya

know, they like to see the trees and not just the forest,

[DarkTirade]

9. Holy shit... screw the groupies, I want one of THOSE!

Everyone loves a slinky.

[Shell Beau]

12. It is a wonderful toy!

Fun for a girl AND a boy!!!

[BarenakedLady]

19. Mine are all naked

Well what did you think I was going to say?

[Hand]

20. Insh'Allah.

That's why. :rofl:

[XemaSab]

21. If you're in my entourage

I'll let you carry the Leica. :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. What model?

:shrug:

[XemaSab]

28. It's a spotting scope

Televid 77mm APO. Angled. 42x wide angle eyepiece. Bogen Manfrotto tripod.

It's my baby. :)

[Oeditpus Rex]

29. Aw

I was hopin' you meant this one. :(

[XemaSab]

30. No, sorry

:(

[DS1]

35. Can I have your tripod?

Thanks!

[XemaSab]

36. Actually, I am very irritated with it at the moment

The fluid head? Ain't fluid. It's jerky.

I took it in to the camera store and they faffed with it for a while, but it's still got a bug somewhere in it. And since it's a fancy model, it's got about 10 little knobs that all need messing with.

I'm frankly suspecting a loose screw somewhere inside the head, but since I'm short on money, I'm scared to take it apart and mess with it. A busted tripod's better than no tripod, ya know?

You ever take a tripod head apart? :shrug:

If so, how did it go? :shrug:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

23. In a word?

[TrogL]

24. Nobody, absolutely nobody messes with them

They might get dirty.

[TommyO]

26. My entourage consists of three cats!

Oh, wait, that means I'm their entourage....


Never mind (said in my best Emily Litella)

[hippywife]

31. Mine is an

entourage of one these days...my loving hubband. And I likes it that way. :hi:

[Z_I_Peevey]

32. The power of invisibility.

Everyone in my entourage has it.

[Guava Jelly]

33. Mine comes with Naughty _irls

:D

[sarge43]

34. Mine are exquisitely trained sniveling smarmy servile bootlicking toadies

who will do my bidding no matter how vile and disgusting. There is no depth to which they won't sink in order to curry my notice and favor. They work in obsequiousness as Michelangelo worked in marble.

Can one ask more of an entourage?

[carly denise pt deux]

37. my entourage consists of 2 cats and a dog

they follow me all over the house, waiting for bowls of milk or bites of food.

Carly

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

38. Because my entourage consists entirely of cats.