I just returned from gift shopping, and I LOVE Christmas music!

[Inchworm]

I was just whistling right along, wandering aimlessly buying stuff for people I love...

Yay!

[BarenakedLady]

1. Could you BE any more annoying?

Don't you know you are supposed to be cranky and push people out of the way when you are shopping?

Way to spoil the War on Christmas, traitor.

[Inchworm]

3. I helped a lady catch a quarter she dropped too!

and made small talk about the weather at the checkout...

Ho! Ho! Ho!

As a Jolly Pie-rat I tend to go against the expected norm. Happy Holidays!

[BarenakedLady]

9. You talked to people at the checkout?

Geez, did you pay with a check too? Or counted out your pennies as the real War On Christmas warriors were behind you cursing your existence?

[Inchworm]

10. I think I lost my checks in the "settlement"

I think my fuzzy disposition swayed the tyrant warmongers in my wake to peace, love, and joy.

True story...

[BarenakedLady]

11. I don't think that was actually the effect

of your "wake" on the people behind you.

[Inchworm]

12. Hey, I showered afore headin' into town

(I just wanted to spank you)

[SPKrazy]

2. will you go shopping for me too

Arggghhhhhhh!!!!

[Inchworm]

4. The weather outsides delightful!

Only if you come with. We'll terrorize the natives!

[SPKrazy]

6. now that i could handle

[KitchenWitch]

5. You are officially banished from the WOC!

[SPKrazy]

7. ROFL

traitor is he

[Inchworm]

8. I had my eye on the town drunk position in the Empire

but.. it seems I drank too much to keep up with election results.