If the kitty headbutts me in the butt, does that make her new name...

[Bossy Monkey]

Buttheadbutt or Headbuttbutt?

[zanne]

1. It's obvious that her name is "Butthead". nt

And if she headbutts you, she loves you.

[Bossy Monkey]

5. She is SO not a butthead, but she is a sillyhead

which is oftener than not her name.

[applegrove]

2. Trying to get you to sit down so she can sit on your lap. Brilliant cat!

[Bossy Monkey]

7. Amelia is all about the scritches on the head. If she sits on my lap

it's just climb on the desk and get between me and the computer. Since this move always gets her picked up and moved and since she doesn't much like being picked up, she generally doesn't do it. She does get her head scritches in great numbers, though.

[racaulk]

3. Uhhhhh...what?

Uh huh huh huh...

[Bossy Monkey]

8. Wouldn't that be Headbutt Butthead? n/t

[billyskank]

4. Never mind that, it means get her some food goddammit.

[Bossy Monkey]

10. She's not that food-oriented, really. I stick with my story that it's all about the scritches n/t

[graywarrior]

6. Asshead.

Similar to asshat except endearing.

[Bossy Monkey]

11. Acid might be accurate, or LSD to be more precise

Fairly often, though not as often as Sillyhead, I call her Crank. We still can't figure out where she has her meth lab.

[graywarrior]

13. Check behind the toilet.

Mine hides behind there doing whatever evil things they do to fuck with us. Lately his been sleeping in my laundry basket. Pervert.

[Fire Walk With Me]

9. It's "RememberToEatYourFibreKitty".

[Bossy Monkey]

12. I like the idea, but it'd be hell-all to say on an everyday basis.