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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 12:11 PM
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If the kitty headbutts me in the butt, does that make her new name...
Buttheadbutt or Headbuttbutt?
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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 12:39 PM
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1. It's obvious that her name is "Butthead". nt
And if she headbutts you, she loves you.
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 04:16 PM
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5. She is SO not a butthead, but she is a sillyhead
which is oftener than not her name. :)
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 03:10 PM
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2. Trying to get you to sit down so she can sit on your lap. Brilliant cat!
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 04:19 PM
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7. Amelia is all about the scritches on the head. If she sits on my lap
it's just climb on the desk and get between me and the computer. Since this move always gets her picked up and moved and since she doesn't much like being picked up, she generally doesn't do it. She does get her head scritches in great numbers, though.
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 03:23 PM
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3. Uhhhhh...what?
Uh huh huh huh...

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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 04:19 PM
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8. Wouldn't that be Headbutt Butthead? n/t
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 03:24 PM
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4. Never mind that, it means get her some food goddammit.
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 04:21 PM
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10. She's not that food-oriented, really. I stick with my story that it's all about the scritches n/t
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 04:17 PM
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6. Asshead.
Similar to asshat except endearing.
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 04:22 PM
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11. Acid might be accurate, or LSD to be more precise
Fairly often, though not as often as Sillyhead, I call her Crank. We still can't figure out where she has her meth lab.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 04:27 PM
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13. Check behind the toilet.
Mine hides behind there doing whatever evil things they do to fuck with us. Lately his been sleeping in my laundry basket. Pervert.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 04:20 PM
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9. It's "RememberToEatYourFibreKitty".
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 04:23 PM
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12. I like the idea, but it'd be hell-all to say on an everyday basis.
:)
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