I've never laughed so hard at a dead chicken in all my life.

[MonkeyFunk]

I was reading some threads here last week about people brining their turkeys. Well, I never did it, and I can't eat a whole turkey, but I can eat a chicken, so I figured I'd give it a shot.

I took the bird, cleaned it, put it in a pot and added water. As I was adding the water, the back end of the chicken slowly rose, the tail lifted, and all the air in the cavity bubbled out.

I'm easily amused. Chicken farts.

[DarkTirade]

1. Guess what?

Chicken butt.

[hippywife]

5. Oh Gads!

My dad used to say that to us all the time when I was growing up. It's the first thing I think of when someone says, "Guess what?"

Your avatar is too small for me to see what it is. It looks like a small little man blowing smoke out his ass?

[DarkTirade]

7. My avatar is Guybrush Threepwood.

After being shot out of a cannon.

[trof]

2. Did you light it?

[MonkeyFunk]

3. no

it's too soon to cook it! I just started brining it!

[trof]

4. Lighting farts is way cool.

Really impresses the ladies.

[BrotherBuzz]

6. Lighting farts only impressed one gal in my entire life...

so I just had to marry her.

[MonkeyFunk]

8. You did the right thing.

Now go give her a Dutch oven.

[BrotherBuzz]

13. I done made sure she got one

We're planning to make burritos for our xmas meal and we start with a nice chunk of pork cooked in the dutch oven. We should probably make the traditional tamales, but burritos have a very special place in our relationship, plus pork burritos are downright more flatulent than tamales. You know what I mean, Vern?

[PeaceNikki]

9. I laugh at dead animals every chance I get.

In fact, I <3 eating dead stuff.

[MonkeyFunk]

10. One day I was driving with my sister in Upstate NY

and it felt like we were driving over a million little bumps. I asked her what was up with the road.

She explained it was frog migration season.

[PeaceNikki]

11. Darwin at work.

Those fuckers should have added something useful to society by now.

Leeches, the lot of 'em.

[MonkeyFunk]

12. I know!

They're all "look at me! I used to have gills and a tail! Now I can hop!"

Well fuck you, Hoppy. Grow some balls, then we'll talk.