Would it be tacky if all the Christmas presents I gave this year were products made by my employer?

[taterguy]

If I work for a pharmaceutical company?

[MonkeyFunk]

1. Nothing stuffs a stocking like Xanax!

[taterguy]

2. I'll add you to my list

Of course I'll need to know how naughty and nice you've been this year

[Connonym]

5. oooh! me! me!

I've been very naughty!

[taterguy]

6. You know the rules

Photographic proof must be submitted to establish true naughtiness

[Connonym]

7. or I could just sit on your lap and show you

[taterguy]

8. I like the way you think

Don't think my wife would appreciate it though

[FloridaJudy]

3. Stuff with the company logos can be fun

I worked in a health department, and any product that had "Viagra" prominently featured disappeared fast - pens, keychains, coffee cups, etc. So did all those baseball caps with "Prozac" written on the brim.

Can I have the "Oxycontin" tot bag? Pretty please?

[taterguy]

4. What kind of sick person gives Oxycontin to tots?

And why, oh why, can I never resist the temptation to point out others' typos?

[Deja Q]

9. Rush Limbaugh?

Wait, he's the anti-Santa. He'd take the Oxycontin from the tots. Would that not make him a hero?

[crispini]

10. Right on!

It's always good to have spare pharmaceuticals around the house!

[taterguy]

12. Thank you for your support

[ileus]

11. Hydrocodone for everyone.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

13. not if you got me some good pain killers

[taterguy]

16. You don't need drugs to kill pain

Go running naked in the snow. Pretty soon you'll forget all about whatever ails you.

I speak from experience.

[BarenakedLady]

14. Am I on your list this year?

I could use some more happy pills.

[taterguy]

21. You were until you tried to threadjack my shocking photo thread

Good thing for you I'll have forgotten all about that by December 25

[texas1928]

15. Give everybody viagra...

See how many leave early.

[taterguy]

20. I am not giving my inlaws Viagra

That would just be wrong on too many levels

[Fire Walk With Me]

17. Their reactions may be tempered by whatever it is that you manufacture.

[taterguy]

19. At the risk of encouraging a trend I despise

That's pretty damn funny, especially in this context

[poiuytsister]

18. Better living through chemisty

I always say.