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tainted_chimp Donating Member (637 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 02:27 AM
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*Ahem* ....Could I have a go on your Baps?
** Warning: Naughty. (not terribly...but naughty just the same) **

ok.

Ready?

Proceed please....

http://www.rathergood.com/baps /


Thank you.
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 02:36 AM
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1. Man, the things I learn on the DU...
:yoiks:
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tainted_chimp Donating Member (637 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 02:46 AM
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2. Yep.
It's quite a portal!

:silly:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 03:14 AM
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3. Well...
It's not Ewen McTeagle's "Can I Have Fifty Pounds to Mend the Shed," but it'll do.





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tainted_chimp Donating Member (637 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 05:52 PM
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10. Oh man!
I've GOT to see that.

"Can I have 50 to mend the shed?
I'm right on my uppers. I can pay you back
When this postal order comes from Australia.
Honestly.
Hope the bladder trouble's getting better.
Love, Ewan."

:rofl:



:toast:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 06:04 PM
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13. Episode 16
I think what McTeagle's pottery uh, poetry is doing is rejecting all the traditional clichs of modern pottery. No longer do we have to be content with Keats's "Seasons of Mists and Mellow Fruitfulness," Wordsworth's "I Wandered Lonely As a Cloud" and Milton's "Can You Lend Us Two Bob Till Tuesday."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp-HT197tbU

:hi:

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tainted_chimp Donating Member (637 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 06:29 PM
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15. ...
How did i ever miss that !?

Much obliged Mr. Rex!

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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 06:36 PM
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18. It's not a particularly noteable episode
The only really memorable bits are these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ie3Myg0c6U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnb_O9FlKJ8



"ROTTEN! ROTTEN! You're NO bloody use at all! You make me SICK, you weed!"

:rofl:

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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 07:33 AM
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4. Excuse me. The BAPS would like a word with you.
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tainted_chimp Donating Member (637 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 05:01 PM
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6. Bwah!

:rofl:

Don't wanna piss them off!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 08:48 AM
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5. Who says romance is dead?
:rofl:
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tainted_chimp Donating Member (637 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 05:06 PM
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7. ...
You'll not hear my chebs complaining!

:P

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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 06:31 PM
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16. I like satisfied chebs m'self.
Happy clunges are good too.

:rofl: @ typing that.
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 05:11 PM
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8. lol!
I had to look up the word resplendent...

I'm still laughing at the thought of "shining brilliantly; gleaming" man-meat! lol

That was pretty funny, actually... in a weird kind of way!

:rofl:

Oh, and IBTL.
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tainted_chimp Donating Member (637 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 05:45 PM
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9. Glad you liked!
I actually think the melody is kinda pretty..

...it's already burrowed it's way into ear-worm status for me......making spontaneous giggling possible at the most inopportune moments!

:rofl:
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TheBaldyMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 05:53 PM
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11. I'd rather have a go on HM's flange.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 05:54 PM
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12. NO! You CERTAINLY may NOT!
The very idea!
I don't even KNOW you!
Have a go on my baps indeed!

Have a go on your own baps.
Why are you concerned about baps in the first place?
You should be out working for Dennis or Hillary or somebody instead of swanning about, day-dreaming of baps.
The NERVE!

Back in my day we didn't have any time at all to be thinking about baps, let alone asking total strangers to let us have a go on theirs.
Let me tell you.
We were quite busy enough, thank you VERY much, stopping nuclear proliferation and world hunger.

Lucky for you lot that we were successful so NOW you have time on your hands to go about asking rude questions of your betters.
Upstart!
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tainted_chimp Donating Member (637 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 06:17 PM
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14. ...
I take it then, that your clunge is completely out of the question?

(if of course, you possessed one in the first place)

:P



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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 06:33 PM
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17. My clunge is in the shop.
But you do take it correctly that it is completely and ABSOLUTELY out of the question.
At least for now.
I get it back on Tuesday.
I guess we could talk then.
:hi:
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