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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 06:17 PM
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Time to start planning my funeral
'Cause I'm black and my mom had me when she was 40.

I want scantily clad slave boys to carry my body on a litter and wailing harem girls to throw flowers. :P
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 06:20 PM
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1. Someone here has a pool boy
Will he do? He's mighty easy on the eyes.
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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 06:21 PM
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2. Ronny can bring his pool boy
:D
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 07:18 PM
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3. I'll bring lots of flowers
if I can inherit one of those scantily clad slave boys. :P
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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 08:35 PM
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10. Wear your cutest harem girl outfit
And it's done! :evilgrin:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 07:20 PM
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4. Scantily clad men?
I'm so there...I mean I'll be mourning your death and all but...OMG Nekkid guys!!!

:woohoo:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 07:29 PM
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6. You Rang?
:yoiks:
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 07:21 PM
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5. Ok...
I'll volunteer Sniffa as a scantily clad slave boy, and I'll volunteer me for the wailing harem girls. :D

:hi:
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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 08:34 PM
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9. Woohoo!
:woohoo: :loveya:
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 07:32 PM
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7. Oh honey
I want the slave boys BEFORE I die.....
I will wail....
never mind... did I say that out loud!!!!>????


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
bad lost
bad, bad

lost
:hi: :hi:
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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 08:35 PM
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11. That was your outside voice!
:spank:

(s'ok, I will have a scandal with them before I die)
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 07:43 PM
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8. I don't understand...
I had women when I was 40. It didn't kill them...

:shrug:

RL
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