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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 03:20 PM
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candy always tastes better after you steal it from your kid's halloween stash
mmmm...stolen necco wafers.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 03:27 PM
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1. It's not stealing.
Think of it as your kid's way of thanking you in advance for Christmas loot. :P
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 03:34 PM
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2. Ew...
I'm sure your kid probably thanks you for eliminating that nastiness from their stash.



The building management company came by and put a bunch of candy in the candy dish... including little Heath bars. I'm having the hardest time not stealing them all. :P
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 03:36 PM
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3. whatever, hater
necco wafers are the awesome.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 03:39 PM
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6. Soooo not true.
They are the suck!
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 03:41 PM
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7. welcome to my ignore list, Wonka
:rofl:
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 03:53 PM
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10. Heath Bars rock
jr mints, twix, sweet tarts, :hi:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 03:37 PM
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4. I may have to resort to that.
They aren't sharing with their momma! x(
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 03:38 PM
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5. ingrates.
get you some candy, sugar!
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 03:43 PM
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8. They won't hand over the sour patch kids
OR the sour nerds.

:cry:
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 03:57 PM
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11. i have some sour skittles if you want them
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 03:59 PM
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12. I LOVE sour skittles!
Gimmie!
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 03:59 PM
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13. you can have 'em. these things are HARDCORE
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 04:08 PM
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22. If it doesn't make my tongue bleed
It isn't my kind of candy!

:thumbsup:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 04:06 PM
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19. That's because they know you like sour candy!
Pretend you don't and they will try to trick you into eating them.

Or... that's how it works with my kids, at least. :P
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 04:07 PM
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21. It's more that they love sour candy too
They readily hand over the Reeses cups to their dad. :mad:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 04:24 PM
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23. Mine love sour candy, too...
but they also love torturing their mom. :crazy:


My youngest is still a sweetheart... she gave me a Snickers awww (one of my favorites). :)
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IndianaJones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 03:43 PM
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9. They people where we trick or treated were giving out full size candy bars....
it was beautiful man.
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yellowcanine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 04:03 PM
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15. I always thought the Cone Heads (Early SNL) had it right. 6 packs of beer.
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yellowcanine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 04:01 PM
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14. That's Daddy Tax, not stealing. At least that is what I always called it.
I provided security and sometimes transportation. Ten percent or so of the loot was only fair. Besides, there was always stuff that the kid didn't want that I was perfectly fine with. And I stayed away from the stuff that they really liked.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 04:03 PM
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16. i wouldn't dream of taking her lollipops. and she'll fight tooth and nail
over the snickers (the kid has exquisite taste, what can i do?)
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yellowcanine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 04:06 PM
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18. Second daughter never liked Mounds, Mary Janes and Tootsie Rolls.
I was good to go with all of those.
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 04:04 PM
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17. If I were going to go to the trouble of stealing candy,
it would be something better than Necco wafers. What a waste of perfectly good guilt!
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 04:06 PM
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20. you necco haterz are all crazy.
i've said it before and i'll say it again...necco wafer are the awesome!

you and redqueen are loco in the cabeza.
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