Halloween sucks for us guys

[NightWatcher]

The ladies are so lucky. They can dress as slutty nurses, witches, cats, cops...............


I wanna dress like a slut too.

[flvegan]

1. I'm going as pre-figleaf Adam this year.

[Deja Q]

2. And not in a good way!

I'll stay at home and look human.

With a big cod piece. I ain't trickin', treatin', or trollin' with it. Though I wouldn't mind catching a big fish...

:hide:

I know, I'm being dirty again. :spank:

[ThomCat]

3. You've never been to the West Villiage, have you?

:P

[Yavin4]

6. Yep. I Live There

Halloween must be a year round event here.

[ThomCat]

9. You're here in NYC?

Why didn't I know that? And why haven't I invited you to a DU meetup? :shrug:

[Yavin4]

20. Why I Dunno?

I live in the heart of liberalism, the West Village of Manhattan.

[cboy4]

21. I can only imagine how many West Village business owners

cringe when they see you walk in with your big book of blank checks Yavin4.

[Yavin4]

30. I've Been Banned From Several Stores

It's discrimination I tells ya !

[Chovexani]

7. Apparently not!

My last Halloween in teh city, I was mistaken for a drag queen when I went out to eat with a good friend of mine. In fairness, my friend's a drag queen himself and quite gorgeous... :rofl:

[Chovexani]

4. Go ahead!

:hide:

[ghostsofgiants]

5. Sexy costumes are out...

"You can't just slap on some cat ears, eyeliner whiskers, slutty spandex, and call it Halloween. That shit's for pussies (har har). You wanna be like Lindsay Lohan in Mean Girls when she shows up as a green-faced, snaggle-toothed witch at the costume party and every other girl there is dressed like a hooker (with fuzzy cat or bunny ears of course) and they all laugh at her but you know what? She gets the guy! And wins their respect in the end! So this Halloween, no nurses or fairy princesses or naughty schoolgirls (save those for, like, a Tuesday). Take a tip from three of the craftiest ladies we know and get grotesque!"

http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n10/htdocs/bloody_hairy_hot.php?country=ca (Warning: Mildly nasty.)

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

8. Don't dream it, Night Watcher.

Be it.

[NightWatcher]

11. it sucks that there are no midnight shows near me this year

I'd go as Brad (asshole) again

[lost-in-nj]

10. You could always

buy chaps and a leather vest




and wear them with or with out jeans....

try to get the cow boy kind though, the fringe hanging gives it a nice look


lost

[SteppingRazor]

12. Um ... how is that bad for guys again?

:silly:

[LeftyMom]

13. We're not lucky, we're freezing our asses off.

Just so you know.

[GRLMGC]

14. I prefer men's costumes on Halloween

They tend to be more creative due to not having to be a sexy ________(fill in the blank). I try to be creative with my costumes but I feel overshadowed by all the other women who are wearing next to nothing :cry:

[lost-in-nj]

15. I know how you feel

but my mom always said
Mystery is the spice of life....
she would choose a one piece over a bikini....

things like that...
so don't worry.... they are looking at you to!

:hi:

lost

[GRLMGC]

19. Aww, thanks!

Your mom's saying is very true.

[DarkTirade]

16. You're totally free to dress like a slut.

I just wish I had the body for it... :P

[mark414]

17. this guy says, that's the best part of Halloween

[redqueen]

18. Who's stopping you?

Go as a sexy football (soccer) stud!



:bounce:

[Fleshdancer]

22. you can be a slutty butler:

[UncleSepp]

25. HAHA Oh please tell me where you found that

It is the perfect punchline to an ongoing joke with a friend. Please please please!

[DS1]

31. doing the robot?

[redqueen]

33. The SEXY robot.

[IntravenousDemilo]

23. You must not be gay, then. It's our Christmas. n/m

[pokerfan]

24. You just need the right costume

[XemaSab]

26. A lot of the guys are going as Spartans

but the BEST one I saw was a guy looking for a long coat so he could be a flasher.

That and the luchador. :P

[Lady Freedom]

27. Uh.. You can.

There are no barriers when it comes to Halloween.

[Lady Freedom]

28. ....

[1000evorlrak]

29. Wanna dress like a slut?

Knock yourself silly. I mean seriously, I'll be going as a Canadian voodoo doctor witha grass skirt (or I'll be wearing a T-shirt and jeans while letting my kids trick or treat, I'll just let you guess which.)

Seriously if there is one day a year almost no one will think twice about a guy walking past wearing women's clothing, it's halloween. So you might as well let it hang out. (And if you really are wearing women's underwear it probably will, don't ask me how I know.)

[kwassa]

32. West Hollywood is full of male sluts on Halloween night

Santa Monica Boulevard is shut down for the parade of several thousand drag queens, for starters. Lots of, um, stuff showing.

[unpossibles]

34. you still can

I am going to be either Sexy Sewer Worker or perhaps Sexy Hobo.