Question for leather daddies: are chaps by definition assless?

[XemaSab]

I've been wondering. :)

[mike_c]

1. that's a great pickup line....

I'm a Taurus. :rofl:

[XemaSab]

2. Luna weeps when you're the first person to click on the leather daddy thread

:P

[mike_c]

3. (hangs head in shame and shuffles off to bed....)

It was the astrology reference, wasn't it?

[XemaSab]

4. I never thought it would be a practical question before

but then again, "do you have batons?" "do you have handcuffs?" and "do you have hillbilly teeth?" are all questions I have answered in the affirmative in the last 12 hours. :)

[Der Blaue Engel]

5. I'm not a leather daddy, but yes

they are. :)

[Heidi]

6. If they had a front and back, they'd be leather pants and nots chaps,

I think. :hi:

[cuke]

8. And if they had a back and no front, they'd be

crotchless leather pants

[Heidi]

9. I defer to your wisdom in this matter, cuke.

:rofl:

[cuke]

10. And if they have a front and a back, but no legs

they'd be leather panties

Shall I go on?

[XemaSab]

11. If they have a front but no back and no legs

they're a loincloth. :)

[cuke]

12. If they have no legs, a back, a front, and a sheath

they're mine, and it's custom-made so keeps your hands off!!

[hisownpetard]

17. Or a bib, depending on where you tie it.

[Ghost in the Machine]

7. I say old chap, you're bloody assless!!

:hi:

[cloudbase]

13. The outfit is not complete

without the booger pickers.

[rug]

14. For the definitive answer, wait till matcom checks in.

[XemaSab]

15. Still waiting...

:P

[GoddessOfGuinness]

16. Depends on who's wearing them.

[Kali]

18. not a leather daddy, but have some erm, knowledge of the subject garment

yes they are assless by definition. FYI the short "capri" version are called chinks.

[Generic Brad]

19. Chapped lips are usually assless

Unless they are being used to kiss somebody's rear end.

[Xipe Totec]

20. If you go through the chaparrals, you will be assless nt