Aliens have abducted my boyfriend and replaced him with an uncannily similar replica

[LeftyMom]

please note the difference is that alien replacement flvegan cares about sports. Report all sightings to the FBI, they will dispatch agents immediately. Thank you.

[flvegan]

1. .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMl6NWjv5r0

[LeftyMom]

2. That's kinda funny.

But 1. The only sport that matters is football (real football, not that wussy euro shit) 2. if you ever try to switch over to a pats game while the niners are playing, it's on. And not in the good way. :p

[Marrah_G]

4. Are you insane? Pats > Niners

:hide:

[LeftyMom]

7. How many rings?

Yeah, thought so.

[flvegan]

5. Okay, missy look

1. Real football is played without use of the hands, unless one is a goalie;

2. The niners? Sorry, Pats. I like watching games where the quarterback makes completes passes.

[LeftyMom]

8. 1. No, that's soccer, a sport for teenage girls who aren't pretty enough for cheerleading.

2. How many championships do the Pats have? How many do the Niners have?

[flvegan]

9. 1. Soccer requires more than a 30 second burst of energy

2. 7-0 Pats, 2-4 SF9rs That's this year, which is what's on right now.

[LeftyMom]

10. 1. it's still boring 2. you're just jealous

[flvegan]

13. Soccer is not boring. It just pisses you off that they aren't

wearing uber tight trousers and patting each other on the butt.

Oh, and 8 touchdowns on the year v the Pats 36. Yup, jealous. Nailed it.

[LeftyMom]

14. They save that for after the game (or match or whatever the metric term is)

Yeah, I went there.

[flvegan]

16. .../\........... .............\o/

[LeftyMom]

17. oooOooo

You are in so much trouble old man.

[flvegan]

19. Uh

Made you look

[MissMillie]

why would anyone want to watch the 'Niners when the Pats are playing

perfect ball?

[Marrah_G]

11. OOooooo ....... SNAP!

[SPKrazy]

3. he he

i think there is a rash of alien abductions

here lately




and pod people

[DS1]

6. nah

he's still after chicks of all sizes and flavors. the sports thing is just a phase

[Gormy Cuss]

12. I thought that it was the real flvegan, just fallen off the wagon.

He could live in Florida forever yet never lose his masshole-bred addiction to Boston sports teams.

[LeftyMom]

15. Well, there certainly aren't any teams worth gettting attached to in Tampa.

:shrug:

[flvegan]

18. Right, unlike Sacramento. Go Monarchs!!

[LeftyMom]

20. Our football team kicks ass.

http://www.sacramentosirens.net/

[flvegan]

21. Bunch

of 'roid heads, looks like.

[LeftyMom]

23. Sis got offered a spot a couple of years back.

She could kick your ass. :)

[flvegan]

24. She'd have to tackle me first.

Which, of course, I could REALLY get into.

[LeftyMom]

25. .

Dude, that's my sister you're perving on.

[flvegan]

26. Tell yer ma to quit making them so hawt.

Plus she's a cheerleader and drives a Benz. Sweeeet.

[LeftyMom]

27. Mom got teh hottie making parts removed years ago.

That means sis and I are collectors items. :D

[flvegan]

28. "Collect them all"

Don't mind if I do, thanks! :hi:

[LeftyMom]

29. yeah, but we mind and we outvote you.

[flvegan]

30. I don't drink with you.

Democracy is dead, anyway.

[LeftyMom]

31. meh. I haven't got called a facist for almost 12 hours now, it was overdue.

:shrug:

[yoyossarian]

22. Could this be the alien in question?

She has been known to abduct unsuspecting males in New Jersey...



To ALL DUers: If your boyfriend has had sex with this creature, he will have to be destroyed...


http://steponnopets.com/peo">President Evil Online has risen from the grave!

[Downtown Hound]

32. Be thankful he was abducted by the benevolent aliens

The evil ones would have replaced him with a replica that likes Reality TV.

[LeftyMom]

34. does wrasslin' count? It's fake, but so is American Idol.

[Downtown Hound]

35. WRESTLING IS NOT FAKE!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3B_Hdy5m-c

[Fox Mulder]

33. I'm on it.

[Zavulon]

36. The only team that matters...

...in the only league that matters. Three downs, less pomp, sane salaries, no dumbass endzone celebrations, nothing decided by bowl games / computers / votes.