Vampire hunters drive stake through Slobodan Milosevic (just in the nick of time!)

[kay1864]

(just heard of this...just in time for Halloween!)

Vampire hunters drove stake through Milosevic's heart
Tuesday 6th March 2007

Serbian vampire hunters rammed a wooden stake through the heart of former dictator Slobodan Milosevic to stop him 'returning from the dead'.

Miroslav Milosevic, no relation to the former president, gave himself up to police who have launched an investigation.

He claimed he and his fellow vampire hunters acted to stop the former dictator returning from the dead to haunt the country.

Milosevic's Socialist Party of Serbia, which led the country to civil war and oversaw the break up of the former Yugoslavia, condemned the desecration of the grave in the eastern town of Pozarevac.

The vampire hunters told police the three-foot-long wooden stake had been driven into the ground and through the late president's heart.

Slobodan Milosevic died on March 11, 2006, while on trial before a UN war crimes tribunal for his role in the 1990s break-up of the former Yugoslavia.

Slobodan Milosevic's daughter-in-law Milica Gajic said she planned to sue the vampire hunters and accused the police of failing to protect the grave properly.


http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2229686.html?menu=news.quirkies

http://www.theregister.com/2007/03/06/milosevic_staked/

[billyoc]

1. You can't be too careful with vampires, man. nt

[kay1864]

2. Especially from the Eastern Bloc

Those accents make 'em sound scarrrrier... :scared:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

3. In other news, Reagan's grave sprayed with holy water. -nt

[Lady Freedom]

4. That is sick!! I hope they throw the book at that mad man!!!

Anyone who does anything like that here in the states should be convicted with hate crime laws, as well as all the other charges they can trow at the nut!!!

[billyoc]

5. They were TRYING to throw the book at him, but he conveniently died.

That's why they drove a stake through his heart. :hi:

[redqueen]

6. Don't you have to cut the head off, too?

Or was that just the disney version? :shrug: