Seance question: What causes laments to change into different laments?

[Orrex]

When I summoned that ghost last time, he was wailing and moaning about some unfinished business he had in the world of the living. But this time he was complaining about how the price of ectoplasm has gone through the roof.

[Dr. Strange]

1. Um, that's not ectoplasm!

That's hot milkshake remnants!

Just sayin'.

[Orrex]

2. Damn you janesez!

:mad:

[madinmaryland]

3. This does...

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:hide:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

14. Welcome

to my IGNORE list.

[uriel1972]

4. bump to cheer up orrex

[Orrex]

6. Aw, shucks!

That's just what I needed!

:hi:

[quip]

5. Ectoplasm? Perhaps there was a rift

in the space-time continuum?

:shrug:

Pretty sure a tachyon-something-or-other can fix that.

[DarkTirade]

7. You think the cost of living is high these days? The alternative ain't cheap either.

[LeftishBrit]

8. That's because...

even the spirit world is suffering from inflation these days. You think haunting can be done for nothing? I suppose that's why I don't see too many ghosts around; they're all on strike for higher pay.

[porphyrian]

9. Don't solve the box! It opens a doorway to hell!

http://www.pyramid-gallery.com/LamentConfig.html

[TZ]

10. this thread

has a ghost of a chance to succeed....put that into your ectoplasma and drink it..:P


PS so the skeptics group is now Orrex's new forum for advertising lame copy cat lounge threads? :evilgrin:

[Random_Australian]

11. Kick from a sense of mischief. n/t

[TZ]

13. Hey........

narrow minded scientific fundamentalist atheists/scientists don't HAVE a sense of mischief..or didn't you get the latest memo from Big Yak?:P

[KitchenWitch]

12. Ask the oracle...

[QueenOfCalifornia]

15. Okay....

I'll ask....

Where are the seeds for the money tree?