Let's start an archaic English Flame Thread: Thou art an asshole; all ye who supporteth a candidate

[HamdenRice]

other than mine be damned. I say unto thee: Ye who support not my candidate are accursed. Wo be unto ye who supportheth whoseover ye supporteth for thine favorite is a neo-con asshat.

The only rule is that you must follow this chart:

http://ecclesia.org/truth/thou.html

[quip]

1. Get thee to hell

[Critters2]

2. Verily I say unto thee....

Thou are most assuredly a Freeperre. Enjoy thy stay! :hi:

[HamdenRice]

3. Great, but I think it's:

Thou art most assuredly a Freeperre. Enjoyest thy stay!

[unpossibles]

4. why art thou a grammare knave? no further texte past this pointe

[Critters2]

5. Nice poste, Hitlerre! nt

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Thou cockered fool-born popinjay!

Your face is as a book, where men may read strange matters. Leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, knot-pated, agatering, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanish pouch!

[muriel_volestrangler]

7. I like not to complain, but thou hast broken the rules already

If thou sayest "Ye who support ...", then thou art speaking to multitudinous villains and serfs. Thus, thou must say "I say unto you". And take heed that 'you' is the correct case after 'unto'. Verily, thou shouldst have said "woe be unto you who supportheth whomsoever ye supporteth for your favourite is a neo-con asshat".

Thy faithful servant,
The Grammar Inquisition.

(Torquemada's Rule of the Internet: Everybody expecteth the Grammar Inquisition in a thread, sooner or later)