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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 11:12 AM
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i'm a starving orphan shut-in
Edited on Thu Oct-11-07 11:14 AM by MrCoffee
the asshat who brings my food hasn't shown up yet. man i'm hungry. maybe he had to stop to buy recycled toilet paper.

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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 11:21 AM
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1. That's because he cares about dogs more than people.
I learned that in GD.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 11:25 AM
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4. but i have a vestigal tail!
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 11:28 AM
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6. That only counts if you shit in the yard.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 11:30 AM
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7. someone sprayed Agent Orange on my tree...now i have to use twigs
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 11:23 AM
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2. pull yourself up by your bootstraps and go buy yourself some boots
:popcorn:
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 11:25 AM
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3. i never expected to read this on a "progressive" site
thanks for the advice, Cortez
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 11:28 AM
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5. your welcome, Kaiser Wilhelm II
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