what's the most awesome yet horrible thing you've ever done?

[XemaSab]

I stole this dude's keys and threw them in the sewage ponds. :D

[datasuspect]

1. i beat up my one of my good friends

after he swung on me first. actually he bumrushed me and cold-cocked me in the face.

i had him headlocked and kept punching him in his face. i pushed his head to the floor and told him, "that's your blood motherfucker."

[KitchenWitch]

2. One of my ex boyfriends was in a portapotty and I tipped it over with him in it.

[Peregrine Took]

3. A friend, who worked in a dean's office, stamped his signature on a slip to

get me into a "closed" class. I needed to get into this class to graduate and my friend volunteered to stamp his name, saying she had done so for many others I knew.

Of course, they found out (what was the big deal - I was still paying full freight for the class)and I almost got expelled.

I refused to rat her out when I got called "into the office" and I was able to take another class and graduate but they said it would be on my "permanent record."

[Ikonoklast]

4. I shot a man in Reno....

...just to watch him die.

[ghostsofgiants]

6. What a coincidence...

I shoot people who make that joke! :P

[Ikonoklast]

11. Who said I was joking?

Indicted but never convicted.

[Kali]

5. Punched a drunk man in the face and knocked him down.

He and several others were surrounding me and a friend, being pretty grabby and forward, if you know what I mean. So I decked him and we ran back in to the dance. (we had been out peeing in the bushes-we were pretty buzzed too)

Oh, this happened in Chihuahua. Pretty stupid of me. Fortunatly we were staying with somebody who was well respected an only got the air let out of our tires, not cut.

[LeftyMom]

7. I beat a guy and he lost a testicle.

The other survived but was likely non-functional.

He deserved it.

[cobalt1999]

12. Okay, remind me to never mess with you.

Ouch!

[mark414]

8. it involves the sea of cortez, coke, a VW bus and a mexican hooker

and it's all true, and i didn't pay for any of it!

[ghostsofgiants]

9. Crashed a party at some sketchy dude's house, drew dicks on his bedroom wall (he didn't care)...

(He actually joined in on the drawing, haha.) Then my friend and I did some electric organ improv with a porno movie playing on the TV in the background, while another friend ran into things head first wearing a hockey helmet and smashed bottles over the helmet. (My friends and I were all sober, is the best part, haha.)

Good times. I miss being 16. My life has become intensely boring. (I know, not as horrible as a lot of people, but it was awesome, haha.)

[Mike03]

10. Whoa, I didn't think anybody would answer this question

I surely don't want to answer it.

[Merrick]

13. Once I joined this men's community soccer team

Went to my first practice with them, knocked the ball around a bit, shot the shit a little, then grabbed their ball, ran like hell to my car and took off. They didn't see that one coming.

[Colorado Progressive]

14. When I was three I allowed the car door to shut on my sister's arm.

I remember it vividly, calculating what would pass and an accident and what would get me in trouble. It was my first science experiment! :D

I confessed this (not in a catholic way, in a karmic way) to my mom, and she doesn't even remember it!