Anybody know of a good DIY Vasectomy kit? I found one, but I don't think it's very good...

[Deja Q]

[Skittles]

1. JAYSUS HYPNO

EMERGENCY ASS-KICKING

[cobalt1999]

2. Here you go, available in any sporting goods store..

At least that's what mine felt like they'd been hit with afterwards

[SPKrazy]

3. d00d

put the scissors down and step away from them slowly

:eyes:

[Frustratedlady]

4. A lady called Lorena Bobbit had one you might be able to rent.

Just sayin'.

Oh, and I understand it was only used once.

[Coyote_Bandit]

5. Elastic bands

work very well on cattle.

http://www.omafra.gov.on.ca/english/livestock/beef/facts/07-029.htm

[gr8dane_daddy]

6. I once talked a guy at the bar into ordering a vasectomy from the waitress...

he kept bugging me about what drink to order!

[BlueIris]

7. Okay, I know my sigline implies you should do it ASAP, but really,

I didn't mean like that.

[Cabcere]

8. OK, that makes me cringe, and I don't even have the equipment.

:scared:

[ironflange]

9. Watch how you use those

You may end up with a frilly dilly.

[Deja Q]

11. Well, designer styles have more universal appeal...

:hide:

[unsavedtrash]

10. I saw the surgery being done on TLC and I have a soldering gun. Come on over!

:hide:

[DarkTirade]

12. There's a much simpler solution.

Put an M80 in an empty coke can. Hold that coke can in one hand, and count to ten.

[AirmensMom]

13. Whaaaaaaa?

:wow:

You need to post a warning ... even a gal can get nightmares from that! :scared:

[EstimatedProphet]

14. 12 ga. shotgun and #3 shot ought to do the trick.

[lost-in-nj]

15. Hey Hypno

I could KICK you REAL hard....



just saying



Lost


i would never.....

:hug: :hug:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

16. I see you have an implement -- here is some more information:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasectomy

[ironflange]

17. You've got it wrong. Here's what you need.

Go to Lowe's or wherever, and get these:







That's what I did. Once you have them sitting in front of you, the procedure will become obvious.

No need to thank me, I'm glad to help!

[otherlander]

18. Get a time travel machine and a passport to India.