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electricmonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 03:56 AM
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TSA keeping us safe from skinny actresses
I'm not sure exactly where they think she could be hiding a bomb, well her pants are a bit wide, but here's the TSA frisking Kate Beckinsale. I certainly feel safer now.



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Crabby Appleton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 06:13 AM
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1. The screener probably just wanted to cop a free feel
I would like too.
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Connonym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 06:46 AM
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2. I hope he does a thorough check of her hair
she could be smuggling anything in that big old clump of hair. The renewed popularity of big hair might be a terrorist plot.
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 09:21 AM
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3. i think that hair IS a bomb. oh. my.
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Connonym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 09:27 AM
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6. can you imagine what Amy Winehouse is hiding in her hair?
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 09:39 AM
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8. gasp!!! -- oh no you di-uhn't! called her out on her Fright-Wig, baby!
:rofl:
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electricmonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 01:03 PM
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16. More like what's living in it.
Love her voice though.
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zonkers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 11:12 AM
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15. I thnk screener is a she.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 09:23 AM
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4. Well, her acting is scary.
She could be crunching up an explosive in her armpit, y'know.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 09:24 AM
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5. I'd wand it
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 09:27 AM
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7. is it me, or does she have enormous feet?
not like that's an excuse to kick her out of bed or anything.
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 10:16 AM
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9. Newsflash
Tall, thin people tend to have banana feet. We just don't usually notice.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 10:19 AM
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11. banana feet?
:rofl:
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 11:05 AM
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14. So you're saying that her feet have appeal?
Hey, whatever you're into...
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 10:18 AM
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10. She does have "nooks and crannies" ...
so you can't just assume you know.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 11:05 AM
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13. On her calves, though?
Maybe they just wanted to punish her for appearing in so many god-awful films.
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 10:27 AM
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12. I must have "the look"
On the way to the Bahamas in Aug. I got frisked IN LINE going on to the plane
then coming back from Florida this week I got pulled over going through security and frisked again!!!!


its quite embarrassing




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