Ask Congress to pass The Whitehouse-Sessions Prostitution Reduction Act!

[Ian David]

And any other fictitious and funny-named co-sponsored bills you can put together by combining the names of congress-people in creative ways.

[LSK]

1. The Kerry Taser Funding Bill

[Ian David]

2. That is NOT in the spirit of my original post. What a way to poop the party. Geesh!

[LSK]

3. what is the spirit of the thread?

[Ian David]

4. Well, it wasn't for you to shit all over it. n/t

[billyskank]

5. Not that.

What's wrong with you? :P

[regularguy]

6. Senator Hegel declares September Dialectics Month!

[HERVEPA]

7. Dole-Specter anti boring ghosts bill

[HERVEPA]

8. Warner-Pryor Herpes disclosure act ... or

Wyden-Webb internet expansion bill
............... or ..............
Bayh-Kohl anti-nuclear energy bill
.... or ......
Boxer-Tester pre-fight examination bill

[Ian David]

9. Those are some good ones!

The Brownback-Boxer Skidmark Prevention Act

Or going slightly off-topic...

Senator Boxer Files Brownback Briefs.

[Ian David]

15. The Brownback-Boxer-Crapo Act and The Boxer-Boehner Fallout Reduction Act.

[HERVEPA]

18. Dup. Sorry.

[HERVEPA]

19. Thanks

[SteppingRazor]

10. A Senate Dem and House GOPper come together to guarantee shotguns for everyone with...

The Byrd-Hunter Act

[SteppingRazor]

11. In the House, a Kansas Dem and an Ohio GOP repeal indecent exposure laws with...

The Moore-Boehner Act!

[Ian David]

12. Boehner-Moore! Boehner-Moore!

The Boehner-Moore Sexual Education Act.

[SteppingRazor]

13. In the House, a CA GOP and a VA GOP lay out the GOP agenda in...

The Doolittle-Goode Act!


(Man, I'm good at this! :) )

[Ian David]

16. The Goode-Boehner Circumcision Education Act. n/t

[SteppingRazor]

17. .

:rofl:

[Ian David]

20. The Inowe-Reid Presidential Library Act. n/t

[SteppingRazor]

14. A Mass. Dem and a Penn. GOP commend Bush's State of the Union speech in...

The Lynch-English Act

[madinmaryland]

21. The Larry Craig Clean Bathrooms Initiative?

[Ian David]

22. Funny... but not PUNNY. n/t

[Ian David]

23. The Bayh-Bonds War Financing Act. n/t

[Ian David]

24. Someone's gotta find one that uses the name Akaka. n/t

[orleans]

34. the Akaka-Capps Resolution To Buy More Cheap Headgear From China

[Ian David]

36. That works, despite the lack of fecal reference. n/t

[Ian David]

25. The Frank-Blunt Resolution to Restore Honest Debate. n/t

[Ian David]

26. The Campbell-Dole Canned Food Purity Act. n/t

[Ian David]

27. The Moore-Cummings Prostate Health Act. n/t

[Ian David]

28. The Boener-Goode-Moore Viagra Subsidy Act. n/t

[Ian David]

29. The Green-Boener Penis Protection Act. n/t

[Ian David]

30. The Boener-Hunter Gay Bath House Preservation Act. n/t

[Ian David]

31. The Boener-Slaughter Pet Neutering Act. n/t

[Ian David]

32. The Boener-Paine Penile Injury Act.

Yes, I know. The Boener jokes are too easy.

When two vowels go walking, the first one does the talking.

[Ian David]

33. The Boener-Holden Masturbation Prevention Act. n/t

[LeftishBrit]

35. If two recent British Ministers of Education got together..

we could have the Adonis-Balls Sex Education Act.

[Ian David]

37. We actually have a REAL Brownback-Boxer Bill now!

Actually, a BIDEN Brownback-Boxer Bill.

Biden-Brownback-Boxer Amendment To create a federal system in Iraq
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=3541670&mesg_id=3541670

[LeftishBrit]

38. A few more British Parliamentary ones

The Battle-Slaughter Act (could describe most things supported by Blair)

The Bacon-Kidney-Lamb Meat Promotion Act

The Bacon-Coffey Breakfast Act

The Cash-Begg Fundraising Act

The Balls-Cash Prostitution Act

The Darling-Love Marriage Act

The Darling-Love-Balls-Breed Families Act

The Cash-Betts Gambling Act

The Dobbin-Betts Horseracing Act



(See BillySkank's thread supporting Ed Balls, for some more ideas!)

[Rabrrrrrr]

39. The Brownback-Akaka Disposable Diaper Reduction Act