What does DU need more of?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

Poll question: What does DU need more of?

[nickgutierrez]

1. Anything but cowbell.

That's right - I'm starting the anti-cowbell backlash, right here, right now.

[Left Is Write]

3. Cowbell hater.

[nickgutierrez]

7. You and your pro-cowbell agenda are hurting America!

I'm series!

[Left Is Write]

2. Cowbell, of course.

[billyskank]

4. *donk*

*donk*
*donk*
*donk*
*donk*
*donk*
*donk*

[billyskank]

5. Nude artwork.

:hide:

[Left Is Write]

10. I should say so!

[billyskank]

20. What if I wanted to draw you?

;)

[underpants]

6. Tape

Lots and lots of tape

[HughBeaumont]

8. Legos and Kids, bitches!

[edbermac]

9. Smut! Give me smut and nothing but!

Courtesy of Tom Lehrer.



Smut!
Give me smut and nothing but!
A dirty novel I can't shut
If it's uncut and unsubt-le.

I've never quibbled
If it was ribald.
I would devour
Where others merely nibbled.
As the judge remarked the day that he acquitted my Aunt Hortense,
"To be smut It must be ut-
Terly without redeeming social importance."

Por-
Nographic pictures I adore.
Indecent magazines galore,
I like them more
If they're hard core.

Bring on the obscene movies, murals, postcards, neckties, samplers, stained
glass windows, tattoos, anything!
More, more, I'm still not satisfied!

Stories of tortures
Used by debauchers
Lurid, licentious and vile,
Make me smile.
Novels that pander
To my taste for candor
Give me a pleasure sublime.
Let's face it I love slime!

Old books can be indecent books,
Though recent books are bolder.
For filth, I'm glad to say,
Is in the mind of the beholder.
When correctly viewed,
Everything is lewd.
I could tell you things about Peter Pan
And the Wizard of Oz - there's a dirty old man!

I thrill
To any book like Fanny Hill,
And I suppose I always will
If it is swill
And really fil-thy.

Who needs a hobby like tennis or philately?
I've got a hobby: rereading Lady Chatterley.
But now they're trying to take it all away from us unless
We take a stand, and hand in hand we fight for freedom of the press.
In other words: Smut! I love it.
Ah, the adventures of a slut.
Oh, I'm a market they can't glut.
I don't know what
Compares with smut.
Hip, hip, hooray!
Let's hear it for the Supreme Court!
Don't let them take it away!

[Connonym]

11. Patriotism you damned bunch of commie pinkos!

I kid, I kid

[Reciprocity]

12. More Hillary posts and polls!!!!

[Parche]

13. Needs

A lionesspriyanka is a PEV lounge :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[skygazer]

14. More polls n/t

[kay1864]

15. omg

:spray:

:thumbsup:

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. Lesbians

:loveya:

[City of Mills]

17. I'm really getting sick of these pointless polls

Maybe it's time for me to leave forever. Bye DU. Forever! :nuke:

[ohiosmith]

18. Drinks on the house.

[Deep13]

19. cat photos nt

[LSK]

21. the Impeachment threads have been a little lacking lately

The others seem to be well represented thou.

[LaraMN]

22. Knickers and box elder bugs.

Duh.

[triguy46]

23. A remodeled snack bar.

[Lyric]

24. Why would anyone be anti-HRC?

The Human Rights Campaign is an extremely valuable organization!

:hide:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

25. Batshit.

[lost-in-nj]

26. Well

We have been lacking in the
locked threads dept.....

I think that means everybody is being TO good....



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


lost

[Gormy Cuss]

27. Anti-feminist threads.

Porn week seems to be morphing in that direction.

[enigmatic]

28. sane people in GD

Seriously.

[RevolutionaryActs]

29. *sings* what the Lounge needs now, is porn, sweet porn

It's the only thing that there's just too little of... laa dee daa....


:rofl:

[Deja Q]

30. Who needs porn, we need the real thing!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te5OfNYobM0

[DarkTirade]

31. I've always believed that just about everything is better with more jelly filling.

Something DU is very much lacking in.

[Deja Q]

32. Some call it ketchup...

:hide:

[DarkTirade]

33. Ketchup is for topping, not filling.

That's just crazy-talk right there.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

34. more kitty threads