Post a non sequitur

[skygazer]

My car broke down so I'm having cheeseburgers for dinner.

[swag]

1. When man erects a monument to the association of ideas,

the angel of the bizarre will invent the art of billiards.

[deucemagnet]

2. ..

[Parche]

3. That Is illogical

:hi:

[wildhorses]

4. ~

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

5. One day in 1997 after coming home from college I opened my "Reservoir Dogs" cd jewel case

...and found the my roommate's "13 Above the Night" CD by (My Life With) The Thrill Kill Kult.

[Inchworm]

6. I enjoy a good romp

I enjoy a good romp with my clothes on in a field of fresh cut grass. (I kin hav pi now?)

:hi:

[Connonym]

7. I have PMS so I'm splurging on sushi for dinner

[Blue-Jay]

8. The Queen, the Rothchilds, the Gettys, the Vatican, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up.

Oh, I hated the Colonel with his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face.

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. Why is it farther to Chicago

than by bus?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

10. Cheeseburgers? Oh, you must be a Hillary supporter. You can go to hell. -nt

[EstimatedProphet]

11. Your name tastes purple.

[skygazer]

13. Funny you should mention that

I was sitting around one day and remarked to my SO that I felt purple. Not like I looked purple. I just felt purple. :rofl:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

18. A friend of mine, Cathy, was old by her student

that her name tasted like chocolate. It's synesthesia. :hi:

[Left Is Write]

12. I didn't wear the shoes after I replaced them.

[billyskank]

15. A story of our cat and the full cavity search

[underpants]

14. We strive first not for greatness

butt fur

[Javaman]

16. random acts of stupidity may make it on fox but they piss me off! nt

[BarenakedLady]

17. Once I wore these really gaudy pants

My mom's dog has really bad breath.

:puke:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

19. George W. Bush

[otherlander]

20. Your voice is the same size as my shoe.

[sarge43]

21. Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy. n/t

[begin_within]

22. I wonder what's going on with Alfre Woodard and her husband locked in the basement.

[Xipe Totec]

23. I used to have two giraffes

but had to exchange them for accordions so I could take harmonica lessons.

[ChoralScholar]

24. Here goes... the ultimate non sequitir

[MilesColtrane]

25. Here's another grapefruit!!!

[rug]

26. Gore got 50,999,897 votes and Bush became president.