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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 10:42 AM
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The Love Dress - email joke I just got.
*I* think it is funny, YMMV. Remember, it's just a joke.

Love Dress

A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house.
She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.

She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch,
totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume
filled the room.

"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in-law
answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"Mike loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to
no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes
romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."

The mother-in-law left.

When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume,
dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, laid on the couch waiting for
her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there
so provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?

HE NEVER HEARD THE SHOT.........

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Mad_Dem_X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 10:44 AM
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1. !
:rofl:
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 10:44 AM
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2. .
:spray:
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 10:56 AM
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3. ....
:rofl:
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Dragonbreathp9d Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 11:04 AM
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4. WOW!
lol
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dandylion Donating Member (36 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 11:06 AM
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5. too damn funny!
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 11:07 AM
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6. Good one, but the last line is unnecessary
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SouthoftheBorderPaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 11:13 AM
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8. Agreed....
That's a good 'un though.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 01:54 PM
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9. Dude, to me, that's what made it funny.
:hide:

:rofl:
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 03:11 PM
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10. OK
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 11:08 AM
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7. wow!
:spray:
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