Since others seem to feel being "outraged" over stickies is okay - I'm offended by the dog.

[Rabrrrrrr]

Some of just don't like dogs in general, they bring up memories of bad experiences, and besides, Nazis used dogs, as well as homophobes, racists, and red-state citizens; and as a screaming out of control liberal who believes in equal rights for everyone and the absoluteness of free speech - except words and images that offend me personally - I demand it be taken down because I am righteously outraged, and that it be lumped into the category of "evil evil evil awful stickies that make feel bad" with the other offensive stickies.


You can either agree with me, or tell me to grow the hell up and get on with my life.



Speaking personally, I'd prefer if you chose the latter.

[Critters2]

1. Grow the hell up,

and get on with your life! Who do you think you are...the Dalai Lama?

[Deja Q]

2. No, but he probably thinks he's Duck Duck Goose...

:evilgrin:

[bridgit]

9. heh-heh...

:thumbsup:

[tandot]

3. Dogs can sniff out cancer, can warn you before you have an epileptic seizure,

can help you if you are blind. If you are confined to a wheelchair, they can even open the fridge to get you a beer.

They don't complain, love you whatever, snuggle up when you are cold...

It all depends on the experiences a dog had. Dogs can be mean, but it is usually the owners fault.

I am sorry that you hate dogs. Maybe you haven't met the right one?

[LostinVA]

4. He's being sarcastic

[tandot]

8. Shit. I am kinda slow today. Long day...

we are planning a wedding and my brain is completely fried.

If I don't get sarcasm anymore, I really should take a break :)

Thanks, LostinVa!

:hi:

[LostinVA]

10. I understand

I'm getting married in a month.

[tandot]

13. Congrats!!! I am reading lots of posts on DU and remembering that.

I am not posting too much, though.

I hope you have a wonderful wedding.


We just had my sister-in-law deputized today so she can perform the ceremony. We didn't want any formal stuff. Just friends and family and jeans and shorts.

:hi:

[LostinVA]

20. Thanks -- and congrats to you, too!!!

We've been super busy. Not only are we planning a wedding, but I'm moving to NJ AND starting a new job.

[tandot]

23. Wow. That is quite a bit to take care off.

We moved to CA two years ago (from TX and OK). He found a job in CA and I moved with him. I had to look for a job once we got here.

It was the best thing ever.

Good luck to you and your SO!!! :hi:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. I'm just speculating, but...

it seems to me that the OP is indulging in a wee bit of :sarcasm: ?

[tandot]

11. I guess I really need the :sarcasm: sign today

I am totally stupid today :crazy:

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. They can attack and rip the faces off children, or just kill them outright;

they can poop on my lawn or even in my shoe; they can chew up my shit; they can bark all goddamn night.

And some of them can handle sarcasm better than some people I know. :P

[tandot]

19. YEAH. Just rub it in...

taking advantage of the sarcasm-challenged :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:


































:evilgrin:

[Critters2]

12. The beer thing...how would I train her to do that? nt

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

14. Will the dog go to the liquor store and buy beer for you?

That would be awesome.

[Critters2]

15. She's applying for a job with the the Post Office

So, studying for her civil service exam. Can't get her to do anything right now.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

16. I know how that is...

My cat is studying for the bar exam and I can't get him to do anything about the mice in the basement.

[tandot]

21. By the time the dog would have been trained to do that you'd have forgotten what beer is

:evilgrin:

[tandot]

17. I've seen it on TV on Discovery Health.

They put a rope on the refrigerator door, so the dog can open the door. However, I remember the dog getting a soda or juice can. My first thought was WTF...the dog doesn't know the difference between soda and beer.

I didn't see how they trained the dog. I bet it takes quite a while. But think about the reward... :evilgrin:

[Critters2]

18. So, first, I'd need to teach her to read, huh?

Seems like a lot of trouble for a beer.

[tandot]

22. Pretty simple: Just don't put anything but beer in your fridge

You don't want to confuse the poor doggy. :evilgrin:

[Patsy Stone]

6. I wish my sticky

wasn't next to Hitler.

[Arugula Latte]

24. Damn dogs. They're always blowing that stink-ass breath in your face.

Golden Retrievers: I'm talking to you!!

Plus, kitties are much softer and nicer and cuter ... :loveya: