Describe the worst right wing bumper sticker you've seen...

[The Night Owl]

I saw one bumper sticker which read as follows...

I think, therefore I am... voting for W!

[ceile]

1. "It's a baby, not a choice"

Gets my blood boiling every time. Or even better: "End child abuse. Stop abortions."

[Deep13]

50. "Only half of the patients of an abortion clinic come out alive."

Come to think of it, not all of the doctors come out alive either.

[FloridaJudy]

2. "God, Guns, and Guts Made this Country Great: Let's Keeep them All"

I'm probably going to get flamed by the second amendment advocates here, but that one gives me the chills. Just what we need: more armed lunatics high on testosterone and religion.

[billyskank]

10. I notice it doesn't say anything about brains.

;)

[Tyler Durden]

3. "I support Out President, George W. Bush"

That's the worst.

[stuntcat]

7. like HEIL

what a genius :puke: :puke: :puke:

[Left Is Write]

16. Similar to this one:

"Be True To America: Support Our Troops And Our President"

[Blue-Jay]

18. I saw that one the other day.

Bleh.

[JTG of the PRB]

62. This is off-topic, but it has to be said.

Every single time I see that picture in your signature, I laugh my ass off.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That is all.

[Tyler Durden]

111. You know what's even WORSE?

It was in the parking lot of Memorial Hospital, Owosso Michigan, on a car that had MD plates.

Next to it was a car with a sticker that said something like "I home school, and my children respect the government."

[SoxFan]

52. No, there's one that's worse

I SUPPORT PRESIDENT BUSH

and our troops

Really let's you know a thing or two about the owner's priorities, doesn't it?

[SeattleGirl]

85. ICK! There's some puke dude who has a really large sign in the

back window on the camper of his pickup truck (of course) that says that.

Makes me sick.

[DrDan]

108. so you characterize all owners of pickups as right wing nuts?

I would like to think that kind of thinking was restricted to FreeRep - but I guess I was wrong.

[Tyler Durden]

110. Actually, if this were a logical transaction it would read like this:

The intersection set of Republicans with Pickup owners is 100% of Republicans but not 100% of Pickup owners.

Neither is of course correct.

Personally, I would just assume that if you post here AND drive a pickup you probably have a good reason for doing so related to transport, cargo, etc.

Relax. Deep breaths.

[DrDan]

112. I guess I read it somewhat differently

that to see a right-wing slogan on the back of a pick up truck is to be expected . . as we all know how those pick-up truck owners lean politically . . . hence the added "of course" . . .

inhale . . . . exhale . . . inhale . . . . exhale . . . .

[Tyler Durden]

114. Doesn't pay to get too excited....

...I have shitty health care insurance. I don't need the stroke.

In........out

[Richardo]

4. "If you can read this, thank the doctor who didn't abort you"

OK who guessed I live in Texas? :hi:

It's just so stupid on so many levels I don't know where to start :crazy:

[FloridaJudy]

5. Anti-choice protesters always use to ask "Where would you be if your mother believed in abortion?"

My stock - and true - answer was "She does, and I'm still here. I'm sorry your mom didn't want you".

[tool_of_the_people]

23. Nice comback.

I'll have to remember that one.

[Mad_Dem_X]

32. I usually say

"Then my soul would be in Heaven with God, and I wouldn't be here having this stupid conversation."

[Taverner]

136. She did believe in abortion - and had one before me too!

And I'm glad she made that decision

[Left Is Write]

6. "Guns Don't Kill People; Abortion Clinics Kill People."

[nickgutierrez]

9. That one is missing a few words

It should say, "People Who Bomb Abortion Clinics Kill People".

[Left Is Write]

14. .

I posted in the wrong place, sorry.

[southpaw]

8. Marriage = Male Stick Figure + Female Stick Figure

Makes me wanna hurl.

[LaraMN]

46. HATEhatehatehateHATE that one!

:mad:

[LeftyMom]

76. Everybody in my car has to flip off anybody with one of those

It's a condition of riding in my car, like wearing your seatbelt or not smoking.

[Maine-ah]

99. just be careful with that

there are a bunch of loonies out there and the last time we flipped someone off they followed us to work and in the door and continued to yell at us...stuff like "I just got out of jail and I don't care if I go back!" very scary.....it was years ago, but still, flippin people the bird these days can get you killed. Be careful! :hi:

[ThatsMyBarack]

138. I got flipped off the other day for NO reason!

It was a guy in a huge new Dodge pickup, if that means anything. Fortunately, I simply didn't have the time to do anything about it!

[DarkTirade]

94. I was working on an alternate version of that...

Fork + Spoon = Marriage. Just say no to same-silverware marriage.
http://www.cafepress.com/marriagefork.39150887
I figure the people who are smart enough to get that I'm making fun of the other one are the same kind of people who are smart enough to realize that we don't live in a theocracy, and here in America we're supposed to have equal rights.
Unfortunately, I just noticed that I forgot the plus sign... huh. I'll have to fix that when I get home. :)

[Dragonbreathp9d]

104. I LOVE your Navaho bumper sticker!

[DarkTirade]

130. Yeah, it was inspired by another right-wing sticker I saw.

Same color scheme, I just exchanged the word 'english' with 'navaho'. :) Did another one with 'Cherokee' too. I would go through all the native languages before english and spanish ever came to north america, but that would take too much effort. There's a lot of 'em. :)

[Dragonbreathp9d]

144. that would be one cluttered car

but I seriously might get one or two of 'em

now if only my Navajo class hadnt been cancled...

[Burma Jones]

11. OBEY AUTHORITY

In the same font as, and in response to, the classic "Question Authority" Bumper Sticker....

soooo Unamerican.

[billyoc]

31. I think that one's actually supposed to be sarcastic. n/t

[Burma Jones]

39. One Would Hope......

But, there are many many many people that wish everybody would just shut the hell up and do what someone tells them to do.

[hyphenate]

38. I was thinking about finding one of the

old "Question Authority" ones and put it on the car. It's one of my favorites.

[Danger Mouse]

134. I used to have one of those when I had a Ford Escort (round 2000-2001)..

but my Facist stepfather used a key and scratched it all to hell because he didn't like the message :cry: back in the day, he was a hard core freeper type, even had one of those lameass 'Sore Loserman' t-shirts...
towards the end, he started to realize what a piece of shit bush really was.
still, i miss that bumper sticker :cry:

[Bennyboy]

12. NUKE EM ALL

AND TAKE THEiR OIL!

[NewJeffCT]

15. I shake my head when I see similar

"Nuke their ass & take their gas"

Who are they going to send into the radioactive wasteland to retrieve the oil? (gas, I mean)

[jonnyblitz]

13. "Truth Not Tolerance" (words accompanied by cross)

:scared:

[idgiehkt]

34. ick!

:puke: that's a new one on me...god, they are getting more and more obnoxious.

[idgiehkt]

36. "Christians aren't perfect, just forgiven"

Wtf does that mean, anyway?

[Seashell Eyes]

44. What it means is

you can do whatever you want as long as you are religious. Nice message. :puke:

[SoxFan]

53. That's not what it means

All this bumper sticker does is state the value of Christ's forgiveness. It acknowledges one's imperfection, and shows a hopeful faith in a merciful God. I understand that you might see it as snarky, but most folks with this sticker are actualy decent people who understand what it means to be a Christian.

[Seashell Eyes]

55. I can see how it could be interpreted differently

It just reminds me of the Bush voters ignoring every horrible thing he's ever done because he says he is a Christian.

[ThomCat]

73. It does not say that christians forgive, only that christians are forgiven.

There's a huge difference, and that's explains a whole lot of the problems we have today.

[Throwing Stones]

77. self delete

responded to wrong post

[Left Is Write]

122. It definitely rubs me the wrong way.

It implies that only Christians are worthy of "forgiveness."

[Throwing Stones]

78. It seems a bit arrogant to me to tout Christ's forgiveness

What about the rest of the world's population? Are we not forgiven if we make a mistake? That message is about as far from Christ's philosophy as one can get: "hey, it's alright if you screw up, as long as you're Christian. The rest of you, well, too bad."


Could that be any more arrogant?

[ceile]

56. That's frightening. n/t

[DarkTirade]

95. Now that right there is just... sick. Really, I can't think of another word for it.

I'd consider that to be taking the lord's name in vain, since they're using a symbol of Christ to purvey a very un-Christ-like ideology. And therefore, by the rules of their own religion, its a sin to buy that bumper sticker. :)

[cloudbase]

17. It's in the Bible.

I believe it.
That settles it.

[Left Is Write]

21. That reminds me of another bumper sticker that made me gag.

"If It Ain't King James, It Ain't Bible."

[Deep13]

19. "One nation under God worshipping Christ."

In one of those fish things.

[ThomCat]

74. Anyone with that bumpersticker

needs to be shown the first amendment, and then needs to be slapped upside the head.

[DarkTirade]

96. For the sake of my own amusement, I'd just explain to them exactly where

that fish symbol came from...
I'll give you a hint. It's got a pagan origin. Relating directly to fertility.

Okay, I'll skip the hints. Turn it sideways, and it's a pagan symbol for a vagina. They're putting the name of their lord and savior inside a sideways pagan vagina. :)

[kwassa]

20. Jane Fonda is a Commie Traitor Bitch

sort of like this one

http://www.lznam.com/images/jfb%20(2).jpg

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[underpants]

109. "I'm not Fonda Kerry"

I saw that one on a truck right before the election

[MnFats]

22. "Liberalism: The Coward's Way"

not making that up.
was on my neighbor's truck.
we never spoke.
i thought of vandalising it but let it go..

[Deep13]

Accepting change and questioning authority is cowardly.

Stepping up to salute Caesar and never questioning anything bcause you are afraid of the answers is surely the brave thing to do.

[SeattleGirl]

86. Its cowardly to The Daddy Party.

:puke:

[Left Is Write]

24. I wonder what's "cowardly" about liberalism.

[Deep13]

25. A reluctance to go to war.

Many people confuse sound judgment with cowardice.

[SteppingRazor]

26. I think I've got you all beat:

"Save America, Kill a Liberal" has got to be the worst I've seen.

[NewJeffCT]

29. I think that might take the cake...my response would be:

Enable Fascism - Kill a Liberal

[Deep13]

47. My response for real:

"Armed Liberal" with crossed M-16 rifles.

[SeattleGirl]

87. Must be a quote from Mann Coulter, Limpballs, or O'Leilly.

:puke:

[electricmonk]

91. Saw one similar to that

In the parking lot at work one day last summer. "Save a baby seal. Club a liberal instead."

I went around asking who's car it was because I was going to tell them to try to club this liberal and see what it gets them. Never found who's car it was and never saw it again.

More recently I saw one that said, "Life's a bitch so don't vote for one." With a small picture of Hillary on it.

[Dragonbreathp9d]

106. wtf does that even mean?

[BreweryYardRat]

140. Ick.

Y'know, I wonder if shooting someone with one of those stickers could be considered self-defense.

"But, Officer, his sticker implied he thought shooting me would be perfectly okay! I just acted to keep myself safe!"

Might be able to pull it off here in Florida, but not anywhere else.

[rhiannon55]

27. "Abortion stops a beating heart" --

War stopping many beating hearts doesn't seem to bother them, though.

[Mad_Dem_X]

33. I used to have a bumper sticker that said

"War stops a beating heart."

[Courtesy Flush]

126. Ditto capital punishment

[billyskank]

28. We don't go for political statements on cars here

And we don't go for bumper stickers generally. The only stickers we put on cars go in the rear window, and they only tend to advertise people's favourite sports teams, stuff like that.

[billyoc]

30. Kill 'em all,

let God sort 'em out. :crazy:

[hyphenate]

35. When I loved back to Mass. after being away for 15 years

I wanted to put some decent bumper stickers on the car. My friend Steve told me I shouldn't put politically charged stickers on the car, but I thought that was bogus. I put a small "Impeach Bush" on it, and my favorite one, "God, Protect Me From Your Followers." Nothing ever happened, but I think I was protected because I was in Mass. and not somewhere in the bible belt.

I've seen most of the ones everyone has mentioned. I think that most of them are pretty bad, though like everything else, I would never say too much outloud. They have the same right to their opinion as I do to mine, even though I suspect their level of intelligence. ;)

[Seashell Eyes]

37. My heroes have always been cowboys

accompanied by pictures of Reagan and Bush wearing cowboy hats. :puke:

I also saw "Abort a liberal, not a child."

[XemaSab]

41. gmta

:puke:

[Aristus]

54. Hmm. Odd. I'm a liberal, and I distinctly remember being a child once.

So... :wtf::shrug:

[Skittles]

84. lol sans glasses I read HERPES

:o

[XemaSab]

40. My heroes have always been cowboys

with a picture of W and a picture of Reagan. :puke:

[XemaSab]

42. If Vince Foster had had a gun he would still be alive

:puke:

[XemaSab]

43. jesUSAves

:puke:

[Seashell Eyes]

45. wow. That's really awful.

[XemaSab]

82. I know

:P

[SoxFan]

48. "Bush/Cheney 04"

Fool me once, shame on you, etc...

[Deep13]

49. These got me yelled at an flipped off:

"You're pro-life? That's fine. Now get one and stay out of mine."

"Come the Rapture this car will be unmanned and careen into a group of children killing them all."

"Nothing Fails Like Prayer."

[tigereye]

137. that first one is excellent!

I would like to have the one that says "Don't like abortion? Then don't have one."

But I have a kid and I don't want to get in a scrap with anyone while he's in the car. :rofl:

[Deep13]

51. "You can't be pro-choice and Catholic."

To which I mutter to myself, "This is America. You can be whatever the fuck you want."

[bridgit]

57. thankfully, i never commit them to memory...

O8)

[grace0418]

58. "Where will YOU spend eternity?" Not exactly RW, but my RW f-i-l has it on his car.

The funny part is that he is a really slow, tentative driver. So I always imagine how many times the person reading that bumper sticker says to himself "Where will I spend eternity? Apparently stuck behind you, jackass!"

[Adsos Letter]

59. A neighbor, who is really into off-road stuff, had this...

...on the bumper of his trailer:

"Sierra Club, Go Hike to Hell!!!"

in bright red letters. Actually, the first time I saw it I burst out laughing 'cause the guy is so intensely pissed-off at the Sierra Club...still, it's an obnoxious statement...

It doesn't elicit the automatic revulsion the other examples in this thread have. I think "the Bible says it, I believe it, that settles it" one irritates me the most.

[BlueIris]

60. "Real Feminists Don't Kill Babies."

The absolute worst, hands down.

[ronnykmarshall]

70. A friend of my ex boyfriend had that one.

She's also very liberal believe it or not. The one issue we never talked about it. She tried to get me to vote for Nader in 1996 ... wait that was the OTHER issue we didn't talk about.

[ThomCat]

75. Anyone who would have that bumpersticker

is very unlikely to be a feminist.

They introducing their gender norms from their religious beliefs and then try to rationalize how it's really what's best for women, so it must be true feminism.
:puke:

[Left Is Write]

124. Disgusting.

"Real" feminists don't try to take away women's autonomy over their own bodies.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

61. "LEFT IS THEFT"

Obviously an anti-tax fanatic.

The other one was right after the beginning of the Iraq invasion. There were huge protests in Portland, and one day shortly after, I saw a guy driving around with the following sign on his truck:

DIRTY LIBERAL COWARDS, MOVE TO FRANCE

He had his windows rolled up, or I would have yelled back: "If you pay my way, I will!"

[SocratesInSpirit]

63. A peace sign...

with the caption "Sign of the American chicken."

This was on a GMC Yukon, no less. :mad:

Wondered why the driver wasn't over in Iraq, if he was so gung-ho about war.

[qnr]

64. "America Bless God" n/t

[MysticalChicken]

65. Maybe it's because I live in Oregon...

...which is a blue state (woo hoo!), but I don't see very many right-wing bumper stickers here.

I did see a "Bush/Cheney '04" sticker a few months ago when a friend and I were out. We're both staunchly anti-Bush, of course, so we spent the next five or ten minutes laughing at it.

I saw one yesterday that said "Frodo Failed - Bush Has the Ring" but I'm not sure if that's right-wing or not.

[Mr. Blonde]

66. I would think it isn't

Since that would be equating Bush with the dark lord Sauron.

So not RW, but really geeky, blockbuster movies notwithstanding.

[MysticalChicken]

68. Ah, okay

I'd seen the first LoTR movie but not the other two (three?) and I hadn't seen it in a while.

[China_cat]

72. More like Gollum (sp?)

[Dragonbreathp9d]

107. I've got a "Republicans for Voldemort" Bumper sticker

[ironflange]

81. I visited Oregon last month

In Newport, on the waterfront, one of those funny little shops sold a sticker that said "FUCK BUSH." Yeah, sure, I thought, who'd have the cojones to drive around showing that one, even in Oregon. But, damn it, I saw an old beater, the very next day, with that sticker on it.
:rofl:

[GreenPartyVoter]

67. Work harder, millions on welfare are depending on you.

[WildEyedLiberal]

93. I've seen the variation "Annoy a liberal: work hard"

And it's always on some piece of shit beater that can't be worth more than $500 - nothing pisses me off more than wage slaves obediently giving their entire lives to their corporate masters and yet smugly assuring themselves that they've figured it all out. :puke:

[ronnykmarshall]

69. Bush: Thank God!

:puke:

[gmoney]

71. "Calvin" pissing on the word "Queers"

And it was bright yellow... classy

[HughBeaumont]

79. The absolute worst and most unconscionable:

SUPPORT PRESIDENT BUSH
AND OUR TROOPS


The fact that the shitstain-in-cheat AWOL deserter Yellow Elephant Failure Fuhrer gets precedence over people spilling blood, body parts and mentality in the sand he sends them to is the pinnacle of suck. People such as that aren't worth my saliva.

[ironflange]

80. Only CRIMINALS And TYRANTS Fear Honest ARMED Citizens!

Take that, ya goddamn hippies!

[Seabiscuit]

83. "Annoy A Liberal"

Seriously, the father of a middle-aged woman who works as an assistant to my son's Montessori teacher has that bumper on the back of his car. I see it everytime I go to pick my son up after school.

Needless to say, he also has a W04 sticker.

[treestar]

115. Variation: Be successful; annoy a liberal

I hate that one, because it's false as hell.

[Seabiscuit]

117. All right wing bumper stickers are obnoxious, in-your-face, hateful, and stupid.

It's as if a parade of thoroughly ignorant people who pride themselves in their ignorance, just keep breaking down your front door and marching through your living room smashing pots and pans together. America today has tens of millions of the most mentally diseased, warped, disgusting wastes of protoplasm ever seen in the history of the planet.

[treestar]

120. So true. The jeering, in-your-face attitude is getting way old

It may have been cute and funny once; now it makes them look like they never take anything seriously (or for them, seriesly!)

[Seabiscuit]

121. Now THAT's a series accusation11!!!ll

I never found anything cute or funny about anyone getting in people's faces about anything. My wife's uncle has always been like that since I've known him (10 years). He's a moran's moran.

[Left Is Write]

135. Are you casting asparagus?

;)

[Seabiscuit]

142. Nah. Just condomplating my naval.

[Left Is Write]

127. I've seen "Annoy A Liberal: Work Hard And Be Happy"

Because of course, we liberals get really annoyed by hard work. :eyes:

[FloridaJudy]

132. A co-worker of mine had a similar one

It said "I fight poverty - I work". Needless to say, I didn't get along at all well with her.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

88. "Peace Through Superior Firepower"

I was in back of the car at a red light. I found myself with an itchy gas pedal foot...

[Starbucks Anarchist]

89. "Welfare should be as hard to get as a building permit."

:wtf:

[Clintonista2]

90. Unfortunatley we don't get very many RW bumper stickers up here in Canada, however

I once saw a vehicle with an Ontario plate with a "Bush-Cheney 2004" sticker on the back... it also had a few key marks on the side lol.

[Momgonepostal]

92. A Confederate Flag with the words "It's a White Thing"

I've seen that guy around town twice. :eyes:

[Left Is Write]

128. Okay, yes, that one is vile.

[FloridaJudy]

97. Have you heard about the Texas version of "Survivor"

You have to drive from Galveston to El Paso in a Volvo with the bumper-sticker "I'm Gay And I'm Here To Take Your Guns".








ducking and covering :hide:

Apologies to any Texans here. It's an old California joke (but y'all elected Ann Richards and we elected Ahh-nold)

[DarkTirade]

98. A friend of mine just had to buy a new car

after his died... unfortunately, the 'W' sticker in the back window of the new vehicle won't come off no matter what he does. I think the fact that he's stuck with a W sticker, even though he doesn't want it, is pretty annoying. :)

[hippywife]

100. Put a better sticker over it! n/t

[DarkTirade]

101. Good idea. :)

[FloridaJudy]

102. BWAhaahaahaaaa! Snort!

:spray: :rofl:

The bumper sticker in your tag line is priceless! Where can I get one of those?

[DarkTirade]

131. The link is right there next to the picture. :)

I put it up on cafepress. I haven't advertised my cafepress stuff though, so I haven't sold any yet. I probably should. :)

[Dragonbreathp9d]

103. "Mitt Romney"

that was it

[Deep13]

118. We have a winner!

I think he will be the R nominee. My friend who still lives in the bay state says he is anti-labor, anti-education and anti-environment.

[racaulk]

113. "W is for Women"

Seen on a Ford Excursion driven by a blonde 40-something...talking on her cell phone. :banghead:

[The Night Owl]

116. I'm a fan of disproportionate response!

[never cry wolf]

119. 1 (picture of a cross) + 3 (picture of 3 nails) = 4W

Almost made me :puke: when I saw it.

[Left Is Write]

123. During the 2004 campaign, I saw one that read "Bush Rules, Kerry Drools"

which, of course, is quite revealing about the mentality of the Bush voter.

I saw it on a car that was so frequently parked at the local grocery store that I can only assume it was one of the employees.

[jobycom]

125. Keep America Beautiful: Get Teddy, too. Back in the 70s.

:puke:

[Left Is Write]

129. Disgusting.

[Rude Horner]

133. "Iraq - Git rrrrr Dun!"

That one is surrounded by a couple of flag stickers and one of those "Bush Cheney 04" stickers.

Makes me want to ram a tire iron into the window that they're stuck on. Bumper sticker foreign policy really makes me sick.

[ThatsMyBarack]

139. "War is sometimes the answer."

:wtf:

[GenDem]

141. National Security begins in the Womb

Just saw this one on a big ole SUV this past weekend.

Made me want to :puke:

[BlooInBloo]

143. "niggers go home"