Things not to wear on an airplane.

[trof]

Hand Grenade Buckle
Item No: 27672
Price: $7.98
Item is in stock

Hefty 100% pewter belt buckle shaped like a grenade will turn heads and command respect! Expertly crafted. Ring doubles as a key chain. 4.5" long.
http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/store/product_detail.asp?UID=2004012312141064&item_no=27672&keyword=jwear&cat_keyword=jwear&search_page_no=14

[GOPisEvil]

1. Hahahahaha!!!!

Oh, that's funny.

[LuLu550]

2. I thought you were serious!

I was going to post "polyester."

[Lostmessage]

3. Damn

That would have went nice with my camouflage mini skirt.

[Lostmessage]

4. Underwear

The flight is short and if you want to join the mile high club it's an obstacle.

[GOPisEvil]

6. LOL

O8)

[Lostmessage]

7. Some girls

Just don't bother wearing them anyways. I love sexy panties and I can't stop buying them.

[GOPisEvil]

8. Gotta have some kinda drawers, don'tcha?

:D

[trof]

9. That could sound kinda weird,

coming from an "undeclared gender" sort of person.
;-)

[Lostmessage]

10. Look again

:evilgrin:

[trof]

13. Hot saki or cold?

OK, yer approved on the panties.
BTW, I'm STILL laughing about the TV dinner thread. Made my whole evening.
Thanks.

[Lostmessage]

16. Depends

I don't mean the adult diapers either.

Cold because I am always burning up inside.

[trof]

17. Back in my travelin' days

I spent a lot of time in Narita.
Hot saki in winter and cold in Summer.

[Lostmessage]

18. Your welcome

:evilgrin:

[Edge]

5. LOL!

[TrogL]

11. I had to buy a new belt

My old one had an image of a .45 Colt automatic.

All the strip searches (with cheering onlookers) were making planes late.

[Lostmessage]

12. I like that belt buckle

F the establishment we should be able to wear what we want.

[ZenLefty]

14. Command respect?!

"Nobody move, or I'm going to blow my own guts out with this grenade attached to my belt."

"I'll lob this grenade at you even if my pants fall off!"

Yes, sir. :snicker:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

15. LMAO!!!

In addition to that, I strongly recommend not joking with your cousin about bringing baseball bats onto the plane while you're standing next to a TSA employee.