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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-22-07 03:23 PM
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Who wants a piece of me?
On second thought, I'm not sure I want to know the answer to that question

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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 10:05 AM
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1. Kicking this because I can
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 10:07 AM
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2. LET'S GO!
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 10:17 AM
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9. You do look like a bad ass
But it wouldn't be the first or last time I've done something I regretted
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 10:07 AM
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3. Depends. Which pieces are available?
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 10:11 AM
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5. We can negotiate about that
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 10:07 AM
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4. What ya gonna do?
Stick your cigarette butt up my camel back hose? Try it. Try it! I dare you!
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 10:15 AM
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7. Ever try to clean a Camel Back?
It's fucking impossible
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 04:14 PM
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36. Actually, I have a method.
Just grab the tube and blow HARD.
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 10:14 AM
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6. Do I get to
pick the piece?

:evilgrin:
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 10:16 AM
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8. For the sake of this hypothetical you do
Although once again I'm not sure if I want to know
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 10:52 AM
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11. Tell you what...
I'll let you keep it, we can just share.

:evilgrin:
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 11:01 AM
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12. Fair enough, which parts do you want to borrow?
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 10:37 AM
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10. That's a loaded question if I ever heard one!





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Rambis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 11:04 AM
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13. You kidding me, I got chunks of guys like you in my stool!
Phil Hartman (god rest him) on the Sinatra group SNL-
Just kidding you know it isn't everyday you get to use that line:toast:
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seemunkee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 11:11 AM
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14. Can I have the bike when everyone is done with you?
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 02:04 PM
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24. It's a unicycle
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seemunkee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 02:06 PM
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25. Fine, just don't take the seat off.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 11:12 AM
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15. only if i can filter you with water and milk for a week prior to processing
get that tobacco flavor out.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 11:14 AM
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16. Which piece?
:evilgrin:
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 11:48 AM
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17. We've established two things in this thread
1) You can have whatever parts you want

2) No one is going to say what parts they want
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 11:51 AM
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18. LOL
:evilgrin:

If I told you which pieces, this might get locked!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 11:54 AM
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19. Are they like the parts Michael Jackson had to tell the court about in 1993?
:hide:

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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 11:57 AM
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22. I am going to invoke my fifth amendment rights - while I still have them.
:)
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 11:55 AM
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20. Gee, if only there was a way to send someone a message and not have the entire board see it
Wouldn't that be cool?
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 11:57 AM
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21. *snerk*
:rofl:
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 12:05 PM
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23. You're gonna give me a complex if you keep laughing at me
Guess I'll have something new to tell the shrink
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 02:08 PM
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26. you talkin' to me??
you talkin to me???

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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 02:09 PM
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28. Are you the only one standin there?
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 02:11 PM
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29. standing??
looks like I'm sittin' from here...:rofl:
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 02:14 PM
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30. So now you want to get all semantical
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 02:17 PM
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31. actually
I'm probably closer to senile.... :crazy:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 02:09 PM
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27. Interesting racing tactic
smoke before the start. should intimidate the rest of the riders
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 04:15 PM
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37. I can smoke 40 a day and still beat you wimps.
:rofl:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 02:19 PM
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32. Oh... I thought maybe you were some cake.
In which case I would have said ME! ME! I DO!
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 02:26 PM
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33. Which album of theirs is your favorite?
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 02:28 PM
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34. Well I haven't heard any all the way through...
so... the one with short skirt / long jacket?

Or no, probably going the distance.

Hell, I dunno! :P I am unqualified to answer. :)
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 04:14 PM
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35. And you call yourself a lover of Cake
Shame
Shame
Shame
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 04:20 PM
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39. I meant the dessert kind.
:9
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 04:16 PM
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38. I'll have a breast and a thigh, if I may have two pieces.
Thank you.
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 06:38 PM
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40. I hope you're hungry
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Joe Fields Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 07:00 PM
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41. I don't know. Are you grain fed or free range?

Makes a difference.
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