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Limbought Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 12:17 AM
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A question for smokers ...... "Andy Rooney Style"
Do ya ever wonder why your lighters all run out at the same time?
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Exultant Democracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 12:21 AM
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1. I'm a lighter collector
I only smoke when I drink, and for some reason I come home every night with a few extra lighters in my pockets. I don't know where they come from, I don't know how they got there, but I never run out of lighters.
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Limbought Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 12:31 AM
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2. I always wondered who was the mysterious lighter thief ........
IT'S YOU!
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Exultant Democracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 12:44 AM
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4. Judge not lest ye be Judged
I have made peace with myself. I am only a force of nature, would you scold a dog for howling at the moon, or a monkey for tossing his dung? So it is with me and absconding with lighters.
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shugah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 12:33 AM
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3. no nt
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