Is Wendy Vitter lactating?

[Blue-Jay]

I watched the press conference today, and there was some kind of stain under her left boob.

What was that? A shadow or something?

[LeftyMom]

1. Maybe she's his Mommy.

The senator must have missed his afternoon feed.

Ugh, I need to wash my brain out now for thinking it.

[Blue-Jay]

3. You're a sicko.

Then again, maybe he sprayed her when she was changing his diaper.

You have a son, so you know what I'm talking about, eh?

[LeftyMom]

4. Boys are bad about that.

The trick is to throw a diaper over the naughty bits as soon as you take the soiled one off, otherwise the temperature change gets 'em.

Back when mine was maybe 6 weeks old I lifted up his bum to slide another diaper under him, and a three foot arc of liquidy breastmilk shit (it's about the texture of runny cottage cheese, and the color of cheap mustard, but luckily not smelly or staining) shot out of his backside and landed right in a nearby basket of clean laundry. I think I decided right that second I was stopping at one child.

Any adult who wants to be a baby again needs a long course of therapy. Babies, for all their good points, are fucking gross.

[XemaSab]

5. ROFL!

:rofl:

[Blue-Jay]

6. Gross indeed. There's always something shooting out of them.

They should be encased in waterproof, soundproof plastic for the first two years.

[LeftyMom]

8. Certainly removing spit-up from laundry should require a HazMat certification

The laundry basket was a superfund site for his first few years. After that they aren't too gross until puberty and the sweat glands kick in, but by then they can work the washing machine on their own if you keep nagging long enough about it.

[6000eliot]

11. What is the deal with the diapers?

Does Vitter have an adult baby fetish?

[Capn Sunshine]

2. well this came up when I googled "Wendy Vitter pres conference "

So beats me

[XemaSab]

7. Smuggling eggs'll do that to ya...

and no, I do NOT know this from experience and I wish to take the opportunity to state that I freely support the missions of the California Department of Fish and Game and the US Fish and Wildlife Service, even when they are enforcing bullshit victimless crimes such as picking up bird feathers, or unviable eggs, or the skulls of rare and exotic species... :hide:

[Blue-Jay]

9. Did you see that weird dark spot under her left boob?

What was that?

[Maddy McCall]

10. I think it was lichen.

She's sprouted lichen.