I want _____________

[reyd reid reed]

And I want it NOW.

So. There.

[EstimatedProphet]

1. Fine! Take some _____________!

Take all of it, for all I care!

[reyd reid reed]

4. We can share...

I don't want to leave you with none at all.

:hi:

[AlCzervik]

2. sorry, we're all sold out of that.

[reyd reid reed]

5. But...but....

I NEED my _________.

:cry:

[AlCzervik]

9. sorry, we do have some of this _ _ _ _ _ _ available.

[reyd reid reed]

12. That's just not the same, though...

somehow, that just leaves a void...

:hi:

[taterguy]

3. Here ya go

Sorry if that's not what you want. Your post was a little vague

[reyd reid reed]

6. Not vague...

enigmatic. Mysterious.

Not vague, though. Never.

:hi:

[Left Is Write]

7. my MTV.

[reyd reid reed]

10. Oh, great....

Now I'm gonna have that stuck in my head allllllll day.

Or until one of the kids blasts it out with something of theirs.

:P

[Left Is Write]

8. my Maypo.

[reyd reid reed]

11. I haven't heard that in years!!

:hi:

[some guy]

13. But do you deserve ______________ ?

I'm thinking probably yes. :)

:hi: rrr

[reyd reid reed]

14. What I want and what I deserve

aren't always the same thing. And what I want and what I get....

:eyes:

:hi:

[Left Is Write]

15. a new drug.

[Fire Walk With Me]

16. edit

dang, crossed references.

[reyd reid reed]

29. Only if it won't make me sick.

:P

[Fire Walk With Me]

17. A new toy.

To keep my head expanding.

[reyd reid reed]

31. I want a new toy, too

We just won't say what kind.

:evilgrin:



:hi:

[bicentennial_baby]

18. My Dad to survive his illness...

And for my Mom to not have ALS.

[Left Is Write]

19. ...

:hug:

[reyd reid reed]

32. ...

:hug::hug::hug:

[TOhioLiberal]

20. I could answer that...

...but it'll get your thread locked. :evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

33. Heh

The fun part is toeing the line.

Well...maybe not.

:evilgrin:

[LaraMN]

21. George Bush to contract a condition wherein he loses control of his bowels

every time he lies or uses fake words or bad grammar.

And no colostomy bag, either!

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. That made me giggle

a lot. :rofl:

[reyd reid reed]

34. *snort*

What's frighteningly predictably though, is that you'd think that would shut him up, wouldn'tcha?

But it wouldn't.

:eyes:

[Guava Jelly]

22. I want you

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PhOc0V-ES40

[reyd reid reed]

35. Thanks for that!

You're a sweetheart.

:hug:

[likesmountains 52]

23. A solid 8 hours of sleep...no waking up at all for 8 solid hours..

[reyd reid reed]

36. Meh...sleep is overrated.

At least that's what I've been telling myself for the last 23.5 years.

:hug:

:hi:

[Breeze54]

25. I pretty much have what I want...er...

except a good man. Now that, I could get real with! ;)

[reyd reid reed]

37. Let me see what's in the latest Sears catalogue...

I wonder if there's a Victoria's Secret equivalent featuring men in various styles of undergarments?

Hmmmmm...

[MassLiberal]

26. to be sedated

[reyd reid reed]

38. Nah...

then you'd miss all of us and that would be just...

Wait. What kind of sedative?

:P

[u4ic]

27. Perhaps

?





:9

[reyd reid reed]

39. Oh, YUM!!!

How've you been, hon?

:hug:

[u4ic]

67. I had an inkling that he must do a little something for you...

:7


I'm doing good, luv. Been busy, but it's been a great summer so far.

How about you? :hug: :loveya:

[reyd reid reed]

74. You know me so well...

:D

Busy here too, trying to get #2 son ready for college and my neice is getting married on Saturday, so we've had family in town.

Insanity rules the day.

:crazy:

:hug::loveya::hug:

[Wapsie B]

28. it all.

[reyd reid reed]

40. There ya go.

Who wants moderation? We don't NEED no stinkin' moderation!!

:P

:hi:

[Wapsie B]

42. I sure don't!

If I see it, I want it, and I go for it. :P

:hi:

[MissMillie]

30. a new toy oh-ay-oh

:shrug:

[reyd reid reed]

41. Nothing too demanding

:hi:

[unpossibles]

43. Candy? n/t

[reyd reid reed]

45. Only question is...

candy:



or Candy:

[Bullwinkle925]

44. to go back in time ...

say about 25 years ago or so. i would cherish things a lot more.

[reyd reid reed]

46. Hmmmmm...

I don't know that I'd want that. Although....

Hmmmmmm....

:dilemma:

[ThatsMyBarack]

47. A New Drug

One that won't make me sick....

[reyd reid reed]

48. One that won't make me crash my car

Or make me feel three feet thick

:hi:

[kay1864]

49. Naughty PMs

:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

50. Just PMs?

:evilgrin:

[kay1864]

66. Well, it's a *start*...

No substitute for the real thing, of course... :*

[BarenakedLady]

51. good lovin'

:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

53. Ahhhhh....

*sigh*

:evilgrin:

[FedUpWithIt All]

52. To be past morning sickness phase.

:puke: It lasts all day long. :puke:

[reyd reid reed]

54. This too, shall pass.

It always does. It's just that sometimes it takes 9 months or so. And sometimes it doesn't take that long.

I've always heard that saltines work.

:hug:

[FedUpWithIt All]

55. Somehow, i actually forgot how unpleasant this all is...

after my other children.

Amazing thing.

Thanks for the :hug: and the reminder that this will pass. It helps. ;)

[reyd reid reed]

56. Amazing what we forget, isn't it?

I mean...we remember, but we don't remember. Heh...if we did, we might think harder when we start to get the 'baby bug'.

[lizziegrace]

57. it all

or at least some. Maybe a little bit? Please???

:(

[reyd reid reed]

59. For you, sweetie...

anything. You deserve it. And more.

:hug::hug::loveya::hug::hug:

[lizziegrace]

61. ...

If being deserving was what it took, we'd BOTH have it all. :hug:

[Dragonbreathp9d]

58. a girlfriend

[reyd reid reed]

60. She's out there...

somewhere. Really, she is, and she'll find you.

:hug::hug:

[Brigid]

62. a red Mercedes convertible.

And I want it now! :evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

63. Nah...you only *think* you do.

Just imagine the insurance premiums. And the police people with their little radar guns like to pick on little red cars. And even the bored ones without their little gadgets like to pick on little red cars.

Nah...well, maybe for an afternoon.

:evilgrin:

[dysfunctional press]

64. this from life:

To kidnap an heiress
or threaten her with a knife

To get cable TV
and watch it every night

An Indian guru
to show me the inner light
a meaningless love affair
with a girl that i met tonight

Someone to love
and somebody that i can trust
To try and be happy
while i do the nasty things i must

Well, i can't have that, but if i'm an American citizen i am entitled to:
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of my own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's they're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple...

[reyd reid reed]

65. and here I sit...

a lump in my chair...

:hi:

[Rambis]

68. Something that hasn't happened in 99 years

then I will celebrate with a



This is next year!

[reyd reid reed]

73. It is...

Lineup's starting to produce, too.

Gotta stay away from those damn SI covers, though.

:banghead:

[cloudbase]

69. A Clark Bar.

Really. I don't see them around any more.

[reyd reid reed]

75. Now I'm gonna be looking for one.

*sigh*

:hi:

[Fire Walk With Me]

78. If you have "99 cent" stores around you, try them.

You can even find Zagnut there.

[Arkham House]

70. I want the Cubs to join the two Sox teams...

...and end their "curse"...how's that for magnanimity...?

[reyd reid reed]

72. From your fingertips...

to the scorekeeper's book.

Only 4 1/2 games back and the Brewers play today (Cubs don't) so, if they lose, it'll only be 4.

I still say it'll be next year, though.

[Arkham House]

77. I'm kinda surprised...

...I thought the Cards would win 100 games this year...but they collapsed, and the Brewers aren't that good...so: we'll see...these days, in baseball, if you *can* win this year, you should go all out...who knows when the next chance might come...? (And wouldn't a Cubs-Red Sox series be cool...?)

[In_The_Wind]

71. I had ___ twice this week.

and I want ______ _______ ___ again, maybe tomorrow.

So there!

[reyd reid reed]

76. Heh...

it's always tomorrow.

Somewhere.

:evilgrin: