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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 08:22 PM Original message |
Men! Gah! Eleven years, and I STILL have to s-p-e-l-l- i-t -o-u-t! |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 08:24 PM Response to Original message |
1. Might I suggest giving him a lap dance? |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 08:25 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. At this point, I think HE owes ME one. |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 08:25 PM Response to Original message |
3. You probably shouldn't hold hands with another man while you do it |
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AggieGal (635 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 08:26 PM Response to Reply #3 |
6. Maybe she wanted a three-way? |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 08:27 PM Response to Reply #3 |
8. You are SUCH a party pooper! |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 08:26 PM Response to Original message |
4. He probably thinks one of the pervs here put you up to it |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 08:28 PM Response to Reply #4 |
10. It's his other mistress interfering. The divine lady flatscreen. |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 08:30 PM Response to Reply #10 |
14. hit the circuit breaker in the basement |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 08:31 PM Response to Reply #14 |
16. Bwahaahaa! |
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CBHagman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 08:49 PM Response to Reply #10 |
26. That hussy! |
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greatauntoftriplets (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 08:26 PM Response to Original message |
5. Is he watching the Twins beating the crap out of the White Sox... |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 08:29 PM Response to Reply #5 |
11. No. At least he doesn't watch sports. |
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greatauntoftriplets (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 08:32 PM Response to Reply #11 |
18. Well, that's positive.... |
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Omphaloskepsis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 08:27 PM Response to Original message |
7. If you have a rash you should just ask your husband to take you to the doctor. |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 08:29 PM Response to Reply #7 |
12. Hah! |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 08:27 PM Response to Original message |
9. geez, give him a picture book! |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 08:30 PM Response to Reply #9 |
13. Aw, give it a few years. Everyone becomes invisible. |
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seemunkee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 08:31 PM Response to Original message |
15. Check for a pulse |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 08:32 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. I think it's beating on "married" time. |
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seemunkee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 08:49 PM Response to Reply #17 |
27. So what the Hell is wrong with my ticker |
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outofbounds (578 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 08:41 PM Response to Original message |
19. Does your back hurt? |
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outofbounds (578 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 08:44 PM Response to Original message |
20. From the looks of the |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 08:46 PM Response to Reply #20 |
22. Good guess! |
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outofbounds (578 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 08:49 PM Response to Reply #22 |
28. Your back hurts that bad? |
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evlbstrd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 08:44 PM Response to Original message |
21. He's illiterate. |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 08:47 PM Response to Reply #21 |
24. I couldn't even tolerate that. I'd feel insulted. |
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evlbstrd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 08:52 PM Response to Reply #24 |
30. As you should. |
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Nikia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 08:46 PM Response to Original message |
23. I have the opposite problem |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 08:47 PM Response to Reply #23 |
25. Well, that would be the "other" mode... |
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RetroLounge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 08:51 PM Response to Original message |
29. Yeah, but sometimes spelling it out is pointless |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 09:08 PM Response to Reply #29 |
34. True. |
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RetroLounge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 09:12 PM Response to Reply #34 |
36. Unless he's visiting the library instead... |
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outofbounds (578 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 09:00 PM Response to Original message |
31. Well its been |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 09:07 PM Response to Reply #31 |
33. hard to type with your ankles up past your ears |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 09:21 PM Response to Reply #33 |
37. As if that would really impede my efforts at posting. Puh-leeze. |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 09:24 PM Response to Reply #37 |
38. So, you post when you're doing that |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 09:26 PM Response to Reply #38 |
39. He's a dude. He's supposed to get excited over a bare ankle. |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 09:27 PM Response to Reply #39 |
40. then take your boots off, dumbass! |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 09:27 PM Response to Reply #40 |
41. Oh! Ya think? But I gots ankle sweat! |
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snailly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 09:03 PM Response to Original message |
32. wow, that happened to me last night |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 09:11 PM Response to Reply #32 |
35. Exactly! Not a good feeling! |
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mduffy31 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 09:55 PM Response to Original message |
42. If he isn't responsive |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 09:57 PM Response to Original message |
43. What was that? |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 09:59 PM Response to Original message |
44. When in doubt, whip it out |
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Maestro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 10:01 PM Response to Original message |
45. Oh geez. |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 10:20 PM Response to Original message |
46. Ha! Sounds like you might have to club him over the head |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 10:26 PM Response to Original message |
47. It works in the erectile dysfunction med commercials |
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mykpart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-06-07 11:36 PM Response to Original message |
48. Hints and subtlety are lost on most husbands and/or SOs. |
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