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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-28-07 09:14 AM
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Bush urges people to exercise?
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I urge Bush to take a marathon swim in an ocean of pus and putrefied snot.

Just a suggestion, Agent Mike.
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malta blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-28-07 09:18 AM
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1. Please keep in mind that ocean should also
be well stocked with piranhas....

Hi Agent Mike:hi:
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-28-07 09:37 AM
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2. Naw. I'll settle for the "Penis Fish"
You know, the one that swims up the urethra and sticks in the barbs?
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-28-07 11:57 AM
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4. How about sharks with laser beams on their frikkin heads?
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-28-07 12:29 PM
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10. Too quick.
I want the infection from the pus and putrified snot caused by the Penis Fish to cause his dick and balls to have to be amputated or he dies of gangrene.

By him.

With a rusty razor blade.
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-28-07 11:56 AM
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3. Anything but their minds or civil rights. n/t
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-28-07 11:58 AM
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5. If it's so great for the mind and body
How come he's still a moran?
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RedStateShame Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-28-07 11:58 AM
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6. What else would he encourage, READING?!
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-28-07 12:09 PM
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7. I urge * to go fuck himself (n/t)
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Rob H. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-28-07 12:10 PM
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8. "I exercise a lot because it's good for my mind and it's good for my soul."
Then clearly you're doing the exercises wrong since neither of them seem to be all that developed.
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-28-07 12:10 PM
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9. I wish congress would exercise . . .
. . . their right to IMPEACH!!!!
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